(Part of my job involves calling various publications and asking where the hell my money is. I recently followed up on this piece, written about six months ago, with an editor of a well-known gentlemen’s publication who said, “Oh, we couldn’t publish this because the site was too dirty for us.”
“But you asked me to write it.”
“Yes.”
“What did you expect from a site called PISSING.COM?”)
Anyway…
Pissing.com Pisses You Off Right
If you’ve ever been to San Francisco, then you know Journey’s City by the Bay is the perfect place to base Pissing.com, because the whole city smells like urine and its citizens just don’t stop relievin’.
Pissing producer Kink.com’s Armory Building is also a great venue because the girls that pass/piss through the company’s doors don’t have to be asked twice to piss, be pissed on, and then unburden their partners of any other built-up fluid; they seem truly happy to be there at the other end of a golden rainbow.
Which is an interesting thing because, just a few hours south in Porn Valley, peeing on your partner is the height of degradation in a movie, whereas on Pissing.com people like Satine Phoenix look at a full bladder the way junkies look at a suitcase full of crack.
Usual porn subjects like Phoenix and Lorelei Lee gamely become fleshy toilets, as well as newcomers like Coffee Brown, lifestyle submissives (of course) like Kristine – who missed the memo that urine doesn’t make babies – and European transplants like Olga Cabaeva, who proves that Russians will do anything.
If you’ve ever turned the hose on your girlfriend, or wanted to, Pissing.com is the site for you, with regular updates, photo galleries, downloadable movies, and – wait for it! – streaming. It also has the benefit of Kink.com’s built-in commenter community, which regularly makes informed and perverted suggestions that sometimes find their way into future videos.
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Workplace of the Year, 2008; When to fingerbang Delilah Strong; Back to the Apocalypse at the San Francisco Fetish Ball
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