If you had breasts, wouldn’t you touch them all the time? n if you had a gorilla suit, wouldn’t you find any excuse to wear it? That’s why Porn Valley is a Dream Factory, folks.
Sierra Day shoplifts some 6-inch heels and intrepid floorwalker Evan Stone, dressed as a gorilla, nabs her. OH AND THEN HE NABS HER.
“I just had those from a shoot earlier,” Day protests.
“Oh, you’re a hooker?” Stone says, implying before the Court of Public Opinion that porn performers are prostitutes.
We get the impression that, were this the Extended Edition of “Barely Legal 135,” the Criterion Edition, that we’d learn Day and Stone do this little dance all the time; she waits outside a store, he puts on a gorilla suit, and the scene plays out over and over again, like “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?”
As it is, Stone has already ascertained that Day is a thief, but he just keeps undressing her, and she’s game, chortling through it all along, expanses of her lithe and toned body popping out of her already-not-apprpriate-for-shopping ensemble.
We must congratulate director Otto Bauer for bringing this baby in under budget. We assume Stone already owned the gorilla costume. The rest of the set consists of a folding metal chair, upon which the couple does its business.
In fact, the most expensive thing about this scene looks like the backdrop for the cover shoot (and perhaps the Nipple Fluffer).
It just goes to show you that porn doesn’t need special effects or even condoms; it’s all about the stories.
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Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Barely Legal 75: Stacks of nudes spotted in Sunland
See also: Hustler
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