Recently I received a movie titled “Black Tranny Jizz Jam.” A low-budget but well-meaning porn film, I’d say it had its heart in the right place, but that’s me being all cardionormative again.
Though transssexuals are not my cup of TS, I did wonder what a jizz jam was. I fast-forwarded through the movie and watched the same sort of transactions one would find in any porn film (disrobing, blowjob, facial load absorption), except that all the players had penises.
And not at any point did any of the fellows say, “Are you ready for a jizz jam? Because I’ve been thinking about this jizz jam all week.”
“Grams,” you’re saying. “Surely this is a black transsexual thing that you couldn’t possibly comprehend with your sheltered worldview.”
You may be right, Senator, but the only other “Jizz Jam”-sounding listing in the IAFD is a straight-oriented title from 1994, “Gang Bang Jizz Jammers.”
Jizz Jam, then, is a phrase coined exclusively for pornography. Much like Dirtpipe Milkshake. If anyone actually uses that term in day to day speech, I haven’t met him. I imagine that, if he exists, he is in prison and will not be getting out alive.
In fact, I double-dog dare you to grab a seat at the bar of your local Outback Steakhouse and say to the man or woman next to you, “Fancy a jizz jam?” I’m sure they’ll figure out what you mean, but they’ll also be pocket-dialing the authorities.
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Previously on Porn Valley Observed: What happens below the waist should not be above the law; Franks & Beans; Transsexuals—our secret neighbor to the south
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It must be “jizz jam” ’cause “jizz jelly” don’t shake like that.
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My apologies.
“My friends: You bow to no one.”
-cue mass genuflection on top of Minas Tirith
Ha!