Gram Ponante: America's Beloved Porn Journalist

"What has it got in its pocketses?"

The last time I went to San Francisco I asked Tchukon Hunter, manager/co-owner of Mr. S Leather, “What’s with the gays?”

In particular, I was referring to the complex series of colored handkerchiefs they wore in their back pockets to signal their preferences to others of their kind, in much the same way I will put on my right or left directional to indicate which way I want to go on the 118.

In the case of the gays, substitute “118″ for “the ass”.

Read more after the gap.

I apologize for sounding anthropological (and some consider a lack of comprehensive knowledge of hanky codes homophobic), but I was unaware of all the permutations.

Hunter handed me the following helpful guide:

And don’t try to interpret the “Born in the U.S.A.” cover.

Previously: Counting floggers on the wall
See also: Mr. S Leather

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  1. Anonymous says:

    I’ll never be able to look at a hanky the same again. Coincidentally, after frequenting my local Target this evening, I returned to my car to find a dark green hanky on the ground next to the passenger side.

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