What is Faith Leon thinking? Part 1 of 1

A randomly-captured photo of Faith Leon from the movie Black Man’s Burden leaves me to wonder what she might have been thinking at that very moment.

Here are some options off the top of my head:

Is DirecTV really better than cable?

Get out of your head, Meat

That rug really tied the room together, did it not?

If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it

Onions, onions, la la la

If you can channel Leon’s thoughts more purely, write them in the comments section by Friday night. The best empath will get a DVD. Congratulations to Billy from North Carolina for winning the last contest.

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  1. “i didn’t even iron this morning– why am i wondering if i left it on? i’m not even wearing clothes.”

  2. Once upon an afternoon dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
    Oer my taint and furious volume of moaning “More,”

    etc etc ad nauseum, ad infinitum

  3. Dear Neckties for Reptiles: You win! She was actually thinking that u r in her base, and that all of them, in fact, belonged to us.

    Send me your real name, snail mail address, and a declaration that you are over 18 and that it is legal to ship pornographic material to you. My e-mail can be found on my contact page.

    Thanks everyone for playing. There will indeed be more contests.

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