What, no tentacles?

Doc Johnson (not a real doctor) has come up with a way to to live out your crushes on all your favorite stars from Speed Racer to Battle of the Planets to Pokemon by creating a Hentai blow-up doll called Kochi.

Kochi, which is Japanese for assisted suicide, has the wide eyes and schoolgirl expression one would expect from an anime heroine, but does not have the urine-soaked underpants, tentacles sprouting through the vulva, or crab-walking, vengeful ghosts we associate with recent Japanese culture.

I would buy this if it came with a couple of Japanese school girls yelling, “Gamara save us!”