What’s Going On in This Picture? “Mom & Dad Are Fucking My Friends 9”

Who is? What you do? I am Victoria Puppy of Czech Republic. I don’t know this Mom And Dad Fuck My Friends 9.

Is my mom and dad? No. They no do. The nine is mean No?

I am standing here with my breasts out. Like me they are 22 years old. But I am wearing the panties and that is all mom and dad seem interested in. I can show you my breasts. Here they are. I am very proud of them. But my yellow panties seem to be like drug. They are hypnotizing Dad. They say: “I am Victoria Puppy’s underpants.”

In Czech Republic there is word means panties. It is difficult to say, but more descriptive. Word sounds like you actually have panties in your mouth.

Look at my fucking breasts! I, Victoria Puppy, am displaying them for you like they are cutlets for you to brush with oils and grill. What is so interesting my yellow panties? I have not stuck chocolates or rabbits down there for you to find.

I am—how you say?—disenhappinessed by the attention you are paying to my underpants when I clearly want your attention elsewhere. Maybe you wouldn’t be fucking your daughter’s friends if you had ability to pay attention to clear signals.

Signals like daughter saying: “Do not fuck my friend, Victoria Puppy of Czech Republic. Is wrong.” Yet you ignore her as you ignore my breasts by focusing on my panties.

Even if you continue discovering things in my panties like they are some wonderland by the banks of the mighty Vitava River of Prague, I will still hope you might eventually get to my breasts. Is my goal.

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