When this old world starts getting you down, Kagney Linn Karter is up on the roof

I was on my way to meet the new Vivid Girl, AJ Bailey, and first got stuck in traffic and then got lost. In my city. I thought Los Angeles and I had an understanding.

Finally arriving at the location I climbed through a warehouse and emerged on the roof. It was 6 in the evening on the first really hot day of the year.

Where is the New One,” I said. “Show her to me.”

“She went home, Grams,” I was told. “She already shot her scene.”

I’d missed AJ Bailey, Anthropologist? After Los Angeles betrayed me? After discovering I was in the same spot where, two years ago, my #2 fan in the porn industry began getting squeezed out like pus from a pimple?

“But we’ve still got one scene to go,” I was told. “It would make the Vivid Corporation so happy if you’d stay.”

“I can’t. I can’t,” I said. “The day is ruined and now there is only drinking, comfort women, and tears.”

But then, out walked Kagney Linn Karter. Have you seen her in these pages? Don’t things occur to you when Kagney Linn Karter is in the room that didn’t occur to you before? That didn’t occur to NASA scientists before? That probably didn’t occur to the Prophet Mohammed?

I think Karter is the answer to questions not even invented yet.

The near-translucent Karter was in the last scene of the day and she performed it on the roof in the 99-degree sunset.

Later, as she gingerly daubed costar Eric’s seed from her person lest it fry into her skin, she posed in front of the city that had done me wrong.

“Everything is all right up on the roof,” she didn’t say. I’d meet The New One some other time. Everything was fine.

  • See Kagney Linn Karter’s rooftop gallery here.

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: What We Talk About When We Talk About Kagney Linn Karter; Monique Alexander gets a call from Santa
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