Like you, I grew tired of my bloated aunts and uncles and high school friends after about three hours yesterday. So I looked around for a good family movie and, since Madagascar 2 and Quantum of Solace were sold out, I chose Slave 01 instead.
“It must be this year’s The Color Purple,” I thought. “I’m in the mood for something uplifting.”
And Boy was I on the money. My family laughed, cried, sang, and danced. It taught us to love again. It was like Titanic with enemas and rimjobs. It was magical.
My only question after watching former AVN editor Mike Ramone’s directorial effort is, When will the great Humphrey Pennyworth also direct a movie?
Read the review of Slave 01 here.
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