Wrong Hole, Right Idea or: The long road from fellatio to anal

It could go either way, Aleska Diamond

Listen: I know what men and ladies do, so if you’re going to advertise your anal movie, it is not responsible for a number of reasons to put a blowjob on the cover.

Putting a blowjob front and center on the cover of an anal movie suggests that women who give blowjobs also do anal, which is never a slam dunk.

Many of us learned the hard way that the difference (for example) between an oral and a rectal thermometer is the taste. Henceforth the two holes were forever distinct in our minds. In David Perry’s “Perryvision: All Anal POV,” we expect covermodel Aleska Diamond to be accepting deliveries in the servants’ quarters rather than through the French Doors, you know what I mean?

The POV (Point Of View) movie really is a win/win for just about everybody (aside from the female performer); the viewer gets to pretend that it is his appendage disappearing and reappearing into and from the likes of Eurovixens Diamond, Kitty Kat, Bettina DiCapri, Mira, and the fascinating Amirah Adara, whose name backwards is Arada Hamira, the producers save cash on a camera crew, and Mr. Perry himself gets to enjoy his job just a little more.

Imagine how easily you could recoup your monthly hooker budget if you just filmed yourself having sex, provided an interview segment, professionally edited the footage, and sold the rights to an adult studio!

And yet will either of the presidential candidates from the two major parties ever visit your small business and laud your limited-entitlement financial model? No.

I’d say female performers in POV scenes might occasionally suffer flashbacks about those same ex-boyfriends who likely drove them to porn in the first place, but all performers base their characterizations on their own experience, so maybe a little unresolved trauma helps.

Here, Mira, take my gift of snow in your face; it is how my people show affection

I admit I didn’t notice the Anal part of “PerryVision: All Anal POV” as much as I did Perry’s penchant for manhandling the faces of his co-stars (see gallery) and the beautiful snow of Budapest, where it was filmed. But I guess we see what we want to see.

Buy “PerryVision: All Anal POV” here

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Dirty 30—Ashley Fires; Danny D. comes at least 3,979 short of 4,000 holes; Padded Kink—heft honies humiliated halfheartedly
See also: Evil Angel

About Gram the Man 4399 Articles
Gram Ponante is America's Beloved Porn Journalist

Be the first to comment

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.