XBiz relaunch: Something about Statue of Liberty, David Lee Roth

As you well know, I should be the last person consulted about adult website design (because a world in which someone would ask me about website design means one in which Lurk Ford, Rock and Roll Gene Ross, Mike South, Tod Hunter, and everyone on MySpace are already dead) but I feel XBiz is mixing messages in its relaunch campaign, which incorporates a French-made statue, a Van Halen song, and Marvel Comics typesetting, none of which shouts “porn” to me (unless new XBiz publisher Tom Hymes’ bold new vision involves an Ellis Island torch-fisting scene for Spiderman).

Regardless, XBiz tersely rejected my substitute submission, which I felt incorporated some of its core themes.

Oh well. I hear AVN is going with the Powerpuff Girls and Motorhead.

Previously: Trade mags preparing site relaunches; Adult industry to sic itself on bad grammar; XFanz to stage erotica festival, perhaps erotically
See also: XBiz

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  1. I was too lazy to put the umlaut in. If there is a Motorhead without an umlaut, I’ll add one

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