You Are Sullen And Listless, Tawny Tyler. Also: You’re hired

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One of the motifs of the “Barely Legal” series is Lazy Worker/Easily Seduced Boss Who Is Glad She Is Lazy. How can you get better than that?

In “Barely Legal 133,” the lush yet petite Tawny Tyler sullenly polishes a caulking gun amongst the paint cans. That’s right: She does.

Tawny Tyler has been listlessly cleaning that caulking gun—and who cleans a caulking gun?—for ten minutes—wearing a goddamn hard hat, no less—before boss Anthony Rosano chastises her.

“But I have other skills,” she says, and you probably know where it goes from there, but there’s some fun stuff to watch for.

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tawny13Tyler is little, as all “Barely Legal” pornstresses tend to be, but she is also brunette, sanguine, and healthy-looking, bearing a cursive tattoo (come to think of it, I have never seen a tattoo in Courier Final Draft) reading “Love Yourself(,) It’s the Beginning of a Lifelong Romance.”

When she takes off her clothes, we see that she is not a half-starved thing; roast beef has been eaten; there is blood beneath her flesh. We think: All right—a carnivore.

But despite her ready-to-go-ness, Tyler still needs blowjob tips from Rosano, or maybe Rosano at this point in his career is getting a little impatient. Or perhaps they are both following the older man/younger woman roles “Barely Legal” has established, and he needs to teach her something.

Luckily she learns fast, and as with the 500-odd other “Barely Legal” scenes, Tyler exits the room with come on her neck.

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