This movie offended my delicate sensibilities because there is no way to judge the best bodies in porn unless you fuck all of them several times over a 20-year-period and submit your findings to the National Institutes of Health. And who has time?
Every single one of the bodies in this movie happens to enclose the glorious soul of a pornstress, making it impossible to evaluate the merits of the title.
True, to watch Russian Mandy Dee in an idyllic lakeboat tryst with David Perry, her breasts like melons full of meaning swinging like Flash animation from a thin, comic book body, is to question your own life choices, or to see Pride of Choctaw Ashlynn Brooke get all pneumatic and juicy with Michael Stefano is to wonder why Brooke never got more famous, but really, who gets to decide these things?
The people in charge of 2-disc compilations over at New Sensations, of course, and they may have had a daunting task with something so arbitrary, foregoing historic beauties for more current ones, providing no context other than what movie the scene was from, and we should not feel sorry for them, even if Jessica Jaymes wasn’t in the edit bay with them, softly pushing her breasts into the back of their necks.
Buy “The Best Bodies in XXX” here
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Scenes from the class struggle of “Evil Elegance”
See also: New Sensation
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