For a short time I lived in the city of Jewton and dated graduates of both Jewton North and Jewton South High Schools. And one Christmas I even took part in a sacred celebration of the Chosen People, taking advantage of the clear roads and going out for Chinese food.
This movie is yet another testament to how far we have come as porn consumers. Once upon a time, all we needed was a National Geographic and, perhaps, the Irish divorcee undressing in the next tenement. Today we’ve drilled down to a specific sex act that incorporates onomatopoeia, the island of Honshu, and one of the protagonists of “Charlotte’s Web.”
How much more specific can we get? Plenty. Because there is clearly some Cenobite crossover potential here, what with the nostril-stretching chains. Your nasal passages will be legendary, Akima Nakamori, even in Hell. But let’s save next year for Jerusalem.
But I will enjoy this movie along with my leftover rugalah, secure in the knowledge that, at the very least, I know the afikomen wasn’t hidden up this woman’s nose.
Special thanks to Rollertrain for the inspiration.
- Buy “Oink! Pig-nose Fellatio Fetish” here
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Erwachsenenunterhaltung mit Madison Young; The Way things are going, they’re gonna Krossify me; Matthew, Mark “Throat,” and johns; Jehovah’s Witnesses – can their literature be avoided?
See also: Oriental Dream Pictures
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