Your Parents Are Throwing Their Goddamn Money Away: “Dare Dorm”

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This is the month when American scholars go back to college, and this movie is horrifyingly true to life. These college students don’t even pretend to ever have studied.

dorm11Even though the presence of porn performer ringers is disheartening, the “Dare Dorm” series is so like college, what with its alcohol poisoning, uncomfortable beds, and poor choices, that it should be required viewing for anyone who didn’t get into his/her first three choices.

Hoping to get a $10,000 trip to Vegas out of their filmed exploits, dorm friends throw a foam party, hooting and hollering, slipping and sliding. We assume by the presence of shaved balls that we are dealing with ringers, and that makes the whole house of cards collapse. Why face expulsion, for example, by featuring the school logo so prominently?

But even if it weren’t filmed in a dorm, “Dare Dorm” is fascinating because, relieved of the responsibility of filming in the standard style, the proceedings really do start to look like an out of control party, save for no one overdoses, gets beaten up, or sexually assaulted, much as you might think the red-faced, crop-cutted yahoos might have it in them.

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