It makes me think: Hey, the guy’s not the only one doing all the work for 1/2 of what she’s getting.
In real life, it’s also a reaction that’s easy to think you had something to do with, even if you didn’t. It’s like crocodile tears, except it’s crocodile ejaculation.
Adam & Eve has compiled a series of squirting scenes called “Legendary Squirters,” and I couldn’t help but think of Pinhead in “Hellraiser II.”
“Your suffering will be legendary,” he tells Kirsty Cotton, who steadfastly refuses to be naked throughout the series, “even in Hell.”
I don’t know if there are ancient societies who revere squirters and annually induct legendary ones into their pantheon, but I like to imagine a legendary race of squirters from some culture who, I don’t know, are credited with having put out the volcanoes. Can you imagine some tribe somewhere having a shrine to Cytherea? I can.
- Buy “Legendary Squirters” here