Why, you ask? Well, three thousand bucks buys a lot of roast.
Angelina Armani lives every day like it’s Shark Week.
If she were a shark, Joanna Angel would be a thresher.
Lexi Love trusts the Gorton’s fisherman.
Mancunians Louisa Richmond and Nikki Jayne can’t get Great Whites at the chippy.
Eric Swiss either destroys or enhances all ebay possibilities.
Angelina Armani again, looking better than Chrissie Watkins.
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Filling the holes with Eric Swiss; Squirting and self-censorship; Joanna Angel’s Porny Monster; Help Angelina Armani learn to love L.A.; Postcard from Porn Week
See also: The Shark Is Still Working, Joanna Angel, AngelinaArmani, Lexi Love, Eric Swiss
Jeezus, Gram, Bro-Dart that puppy before the jacket gets totally thrashed.
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