Month: January 2006

The guy who designed my business cards is a genius. Visit Alaska! and give him some more work.

The AVN convention used to be part of the Consumer Electronics Show several years ago, but both independent conventions are still held the same week, […]

Brno’s own Jana Cova travels to Porn Valley regularly via a 15-hour plane trip. I asked the sylphlike Digital Playground contract star about the advantages […]

Flower Tucci and I have been friends since we both drove ambulances in Ossining. Today I asked her if the constant standing required of porn […]

More or less the only brunettes in the entire Sands Convention Center (other than the help), Kylie Kross and Joanna Angel, when posing together tat […]

At a Digital Playground dinner thrown in my honor (at least that’s what my invitation read), Jack’s Playground, etc. director Robby D. explained why it […]

Today I drove in to Vegas with my valet, stopping at the Outpost in Dario Argento’s Hesperia for some non-buffet grub. Arriving at length in […]

In the future, everyone will pull out and come on everyone else’s face, zeroing the population and creating more room for me and my fleet […]

As a service to everyone who might find their booth furniture ($2100) not delivered, their high-speed Internet service ($1895) not hooked up, or their contract […]

Jenna Jameson has handpicked Arizona’s own Chanel St. James (I wonder if she’s from the Apache Junction St. Jameses?) as the newest ClubJenna Girl. “I […]

Phallix Glass (not to be confused with Phallix Trebek) has roped Playmate Christi Shake to hawk its functional glassily erotic wares. One can tell Phallix […]

Penthouse is making an appearance at the AEE, hoping to regain a Vaseline-y toehold on the industry by avoiding copy like “Dear Penthouse Forum: Yesterday […]

Lurid (meaning shocking or gruesome – why do people not check the dictionary before naming their companies?) Entertainment, producer of The Doctor Is in You, […]

Speaking of events that will happen after the convention is like wondering what kind of car I’m going to drive in Hell. Regardless, I spoke […]

I hate when people don’t do their homework. Somebody from a certain infotainment show is going to tape a segment on me in Las Vegas […]

“Gram, I have known you a long time and now you are my publicist,” Larry Flynt did not say to me over a swimming pool […]