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Porn Star Birthdays—Virgins, Ingenues, And Contract Stars
Gram Ponante wishes a happy birthday this week to Annabel Chong, Satine Phoenix, Mallory Rae Murphy, Briana Banks, Alexis Texas, and Casey Parker
new porn daily
It’s 11 a.m.—guess it’s time for an “Assacre”
There is absolutely no reason to wear a watch during sex unless you are a hooker. And we all know that porn performers are not hookers. Yet Mick Blue wears one in his scene with the delightful A.J. Applegate, who has been thoughtful enough to coordinate her eyes with her shoes and her co-star. In [...]
new porn daily
When the screen is a gloryhole
When all practical means of creating enjoyable legal pornography are eradicated some time next week, we will no longer have the delightful porn trope of Penises Entering from the Side of the Frame.
geekery
A Haunting in Pornecticut or: Pornynormal Activity
In the movie “Pure MILF 2,” Lisa Ann cuddles up to some dude on his easy chair when a spirit wearing track pants is clearly seen walking by at the top of the stairs.
commentary
Condom debate offers another chance to explain porn personnel to us
In not describing the physical attributes or motivations of the players on the other side, Weis—and I’ll throw a lasso around the rest of the mainstream media here, too—implicitly sets up an Us v. Them scenario.
fetish
I Know What Girls Like: “Sex in Venice” with Scarlett Revell
“The ones that know, know it really well,” Revell says. “And they know how to be sexy. They know how to walk, how to look at you.”
legal
New study explores porn’s inverse stigma to legality ratio
So if porn’e legality isn’t in question—only its parameters—why is there still a stigma to performing, consuming, or creating porn?
commentary
James Deen reveals himself to Canadians on podcast
“I’m (still) going to go (back) to a world where I have sex with beautiful women every day,” Deen says.
commentary
[PR] Melina Mason will be the hottest fishwife you know
I never had the opportunity to meet the lovely Melina Mason during her short adult career, but if I’m lucky there are some cockles and mussels in my future.
commentary
Porn Star Birthdays: Out And Out with Steve Driver and Traci Lords
“You can’t flunk out of porn” is a rule with exceptions
Gram Is There
FreitagFoto: Only You, Misty Stone
It’s Wildfire Season in Porn Valley, and Misty Stone gets smoky
PR
[PR] Farrah Abraham Hoping She Won’t Remind You of A White Montana Fishburne
“Farrah’s looks remind me of a young Kim Kardashian,” says Hirsch, and we all know how her story turned out.”
commentary
29th XRCO Awards Shows Its Dirtypillows
I’ve always felt that naming a Mainstream Favorite is like those movies where the protagonist forsakes his true friends—the misfits!—for the cool kids who have always been mean to him, and will be again.
commentary
Stoya: Fonder with or without the absence
It was like a J. Geils’ “Centerfold” moment for me, except I already knew Stoya when she was a centerfold.
classic
Porn Star Birthdays: Rocco and Celeste
Gram reminds us that porn stars are born, not made, with this week’s Porn Star Birthdays
business
AB332 and the State of the State of Condoms
…like the Iraq invasion hinging on the Bush Administration’s lie that Saddam Hussein had Weapons of Mass Destruction, the AHF’s WMDs was home-grown AIDS in Porn Valley.
gallery
Samantha Bentley on the set of “Young Harlots in Venice”
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“You weigh the thrill (of being discovered) against the fear of arrest,” Gazzman says. “Still, if (legendarily girl-crazy Italian leader Silvio) Berlusconi can get away with it, so should we.”
events
[PR] Old faces, unfamiliar names in debut Exxxotica Fanny winners
Unlike many upstart adult award shows, the FANNYs sound like they might occur again
Porno-Americans