FIP: They Just Fit Better
Natural light, dubious fabric
Articles by Gram the Man
FIP: Coffee Meniscus
Porn movie dialogue is always way better when you write it yourself.
Gram’s Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The G-Spot Love Handle
Jim Henson and H.R. Giger travel to Easter Island to craft a sex toy.
Donald Trump: Apprentice Creep
Who’s worse than a creep? Someone trying too hard to be a creep.
Labor Day in Porn Valley, 2022
The fact that porn workers control the means of production is a very Labor Day concept
When Super Spreader Events Were Just Known as Porn Get-togethers
Life’s too short to be demure.
Could we start again, please? Good Friday with Paul Thomas
Gram Ponante talks with Paul Thomas about “Jesus Christ Superstar” and how PT doesn’t like “Happy People Having Happy Sex.”
2022 XRCO Awards Show Promises a Load of Redemption
The XRCO Awards show is a mighty cable connecting us to our hairier porn forebears.
Slightly-Oiled Vivianne DeSilva To Represent Fuzzy Peach
Once again, we turn to Florida for leadership in the last 80 percent of the new century.
AltPorn Awards Nominations Open for June Ceremony
Tattoo or not tattoo?
Emma Rose Wins Big at Trans Erotica Awards
This was Emma Rose’s first in-person TEA Show
AVN Show Plans Return to Vegas in 2023
I don’t want porn conventions to have an entirely new look and feel.
Recalling the 2008 SF Fetish Ball
There are none now alive who remember the great 2008 San Francisco Fetish Ball, and that is a shame.
What the Porn Set Chalkboard Tells Us About Ourselves
Rather than reflecting the real world or a groovy vision of the future, porn chalkboards propagate a sluttier version of the past.
Some Fantastic Place: Catching Up with Mika Tan
Mika Tan isn’t just a voluptuous Asian to me.
Bloodbath at the Mothership: AVN Layoffs Reduce Editorial Staff to Two Dudes
It is whispered that bankroller MyFreeCams is on the verge of collapse, thus AVN’s woes.
The Porn Valley Mail & Load: April 9, 2021
I guess, when you stop thinking lustfully, an ass really is pro-vacative. Some of the most compelling Porn Valley press releases of the week.
The Porn Valley Mail & Load: April 2, 2021
Has there ever been a porn parody of “The Cove”?
Clapier League to Fight Super Gonorrhea
Having never had gonorrhea myself, I still would relish the opportunity to say, “My junk has gone all Watership Down.”
The Porn Valley Mail & Load: March 26, 2021
In which Lauren Phillips commits an OSHA violation, and a lot of people giggle.