I’ve been having some problems lately, and I was kind of hoping that “The Black Pack” would serve the same function as ZZ Top did in their Eliminator videos, where they’d show up and set things right for some hapless individual. Nope.

…there is room in porn for women who look intriguingly—but not quite wholesomely—non-porny when the heels come off

Are Sexual How To videos featuring porn stars useful, or are they a porn equivalent of pygmy boobs in National Geographic? A lesson that the world does not revolve around Gram.

Perhaps the biggest surprise of this movie—other than the fact that the tits dry off so fast—is that there weren’t more movies called “Wet Tits.”

When James Deen’s gambling addiction threatens both his home and the life of his wife, Kayden Kross … nothing bad happens. The moral of “Losing Kayden” seems to be that divorcing an addict is a great idea if you’re hot already.

I’m pretty sure there never was a baby.

Gram Ponante on milves, swingers, fraud, and memory loss

“It is getting pretty gay in this prison,” we think.

Like the dog in the 1946 Oscar-winning film “The Best Years of Our Lives,” I imagine Staci Silverstone’s underwear is no longer with us.

Sometimes things are sexiest when the red video light is off