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Breaking: “Black Pack” not ZZ Top

I’ve been having some problems lately, and I was kind of hoping that “The Black Pack” would serve the same function as ZZ Top did in their Eliminator videos, where they’d show up and set things right for some hapless individual. Nope.

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There is more than a chance that Alex Chance is the girl next door

…there is room in porn for women who look intriguingly—but not quite wholesomely—non-porny when the heels come off

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Janessa Jordan Just Wishes It Were You

By the way she says “cock,” I know Janessa Jordan isn’t from around here.

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Couples: Never use “Rape!” as a safeword

Are Sexual How To videos featuring porn stars useful, or are they a porn equivalent of pygmy boobs in National Geographic? A lesson that the world does not revolve around Gram.

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More Like Temporarily “Wet Tits,” but whatever—they’re still tits

Perhaps the biggest surprise of this movie—other than the fact that the tits dry off so fast—is that there weren’t more movies called “Wet Tits.”

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Zoey Nixon gives more than she gets

…even though Zoey Nixon clearly takes her nom de porn from redheaded Zoey Voss and “Sex in the City”‘s Cynthia Nixon, she gives more than they do: Zoey Nixon does dudes.

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You’ve Got To Know When to Fuck ‘em: “Losing Kayden”

When James Deen’s gambling addiction threatens both his home and the life of his wife, Kayden Kross … nothing bad happens. The moral of “Losing Kayden” seems to be that divorcing an addict is a great idea if you’re hot already.

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Maddy O’Reilly is an inattentive babysitter

I’m pretty sure there never was a baby.

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[PR] CatalystCon answers Death Panels with Ass Panels in September

CatalystCon returns to Southern California from September 27-29 in Woodland Hills. You should go.

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Porn Star Birthdays: What a Draghixa it is getting old—or not

Gram Ponante on milves, swingers, fraud, and memory loss

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When South of the Border refers to both Mexico and Remy La Croix’s anus

After comparing their anal weekend with my weekend, the only thing I can offer this lucky trio is some toilet paper.

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For God’s sake, do not confuse this with “My Little Pony” again

Like the dog in the 1946 Oscar-winning film “The Best Years of Our Lives,” I imagine Staci Silverstone’s underwear is no longer with us.

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FreitagFoto: Young Harlots at their leisure in Venice

Sometimes things are sexiest when the red video light is off

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[PR] SAMANTHA BENTLEY, HENNESSY HEADLINE AUGUST PORN FILM VACATIONS EVENT IN PORTUGAL

…if we’re lucky, we see free-spirited porn girls running around in bare feet and Red Vines, pantsless on the way to the makeup chair. tHIS HAPPENS AT pORN fILM vACATIONS ALL THE TIME.

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  • Madison Chandler Confesses, But She’s No “Co-Ed” June 18, 2013
    It should be noted that, like the worst-offending MILF movies, not once does North Carolina's Madison Chandler identify herself as a college student in "Confessions of A Co-Ed." […]
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  • Shoplifting With Sierra Day: Scofflaw June 17, 2013
    In "Barely Legal 135," the affable but lawbreaking Sierra Day shoplifts some 6-inch heels and intrepid floorwalker Evan Stone, dressed as a gorilla, nabs her. OH AND THEN HE NABS HER. […]
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