When all practical means of creating enjoyable legal pornography are eradicated some time next week, we will no longer have the delightful porn trope of Penises Entering from the Side of the Frame.

In the movie “Pure MILF 2,” Lisa Ann cuddles up to some dude on his easy chair when a spirit wearing track pants is clearly seen walking by at the top of the stairs.

“The ones that know, know it really well,” Revell says. “And they know how to be sexy. They know how to walk, how to look at you.”

So if porn’e legality isn’t in question—only its parameters—why is there still a stigma to performing, consuming, or creating porn?

I never had the opportunity to meet the lovely Melina Mason during her short adult career, but if I’m lucky there are some cockles and mussels in my future.

“You can’t flunk out of porn” is a rule with exceptions

“Farrah’s looks remind me of a young Kim Kardashian,” says Hirsch, and we all know how her story turned out.”

I’ve always felt that naming a Mainstream Favorite is like those movies where the protagonist forsakes his true friends—the misfits!—for the cool kids who have always been mean to him, and will be again.

Gram reminds us that porn stars are born, not made, with this week’s Porn Star Birthdays

…like the Iraq invasion hinging on the Bush Administration’s lie that Saddam Hussein had Weapons of Mass Destruction, the AHF’s WMDs was home-grown AIDS in Porn Valley.