The Bad Lieu Tenant
David Aaron Clark, the smartest guy in porn and chronicler of dirty girls from the Mysterious East, sends news of a ripoff at the hands […]
Articles by Gram the Man
Kiddie Scissor Class
Jeez. Here we were talking about rights to your own name when the Erstwhile Stephen Ochs writes to say that he’s selling his Tera Patrick […]
Bigger Pimpin’
Escort manager Joe “José” Pusher has moxie. That is why he is leaving the call-girl business and moving up to the sophisticated world of adult […]
Trial Balloons
When I worked at the Monthly Porn Shopper, I would receive hundreds of press releases a week. Depending on whose business we needed, I would […]
Steele to Domain Hijackers: You Get Squat
Russian Communications used Steele’s picture on the site LexingtonSteele.com, which then sold other products. “I am sure people mistook this for my official website,” Steele said.
The DOJ satellite that hovers not thirty feet above Gram Ponante Towers is one thing, but this report that the Pentagon considered a sex bomb […]
Why was Bridgette Kerkove not called?
Indians protested that an Indian actor, not Ben Kingsley, should play Gandhi. Iranians protested when he played one of them in House of Sand And […]
Random Bits from the AEE Convention Flo’
(But first, the erstwhile Stephen Ochs forwarded this from The Weekly World News.) This is not Robert Urich’s Vega$. For one thing, there’s snow on […]
I’m So Awesome: On the Set of Analingus Blumpkinhead
(NOTE/2013: When I first worked for AVN in 2002, there was a ricockulous style of porn journalism prevalent in the halls of that publication that […]
The Year Is One
After vacuuming up the pine needles and sitting down to some hot cider, my family likes to embrace the new year with optimism. Accordingly, I’ll […]
Wood problems
Here in the libraries of Gram Ponante Towers, the ratio of things we write about to the amount of information coming in is about 1:8. […]
Fresh Off the Bus with Nautica Binx
This appeared in the February, 2003 issue of AVN Magazine. It is representative of the kind of glibness I’m embarrassed by now. AVN: Fresh Off […]
ClubJenna Expands
SCOTTSDALE, Az – Expand, diversify, and envelop – that’s the way to go. ClubJenna, Inc. has done just that with the addition of three new […]
Manning Manning Sperm Booth
Portions of this article originally appeared on AVN LOS ANGELES – Fans of adult performer and AVN Award nominee Nick Manning have been encouraged to […]
AVN Awards Host Stanhope "Just A Fan"
CHATSWORTH, Calif. – Comedian Doug Stanhope will co-host the 2003 AVN Awards ceremony with Chloe. “I’d rather do this than Letterman,” the LA.-based, Massachusetts-born comedian […]
Director Endows Digits
CHATSWORTH, Calif. – Publicity move or not, now Axel Braun is putting his money where the masturbation is. The Elegant Angel director had his hands […]
My Big Fat Fat Gang Bang: Corpulent Converge on Kat Kleevage
CHATSWORTH, Calif. – Jenna Jameson performing in mainstream television and Ron Jeremy showing up in Moby videos is more evidence of porn’s crossover appeal, but […]
What a long strange FIP it’s been
My first story about the adult industry left a few things out.