Kiddie Scissor Class

Jeez. Here we were talking about rights to your own name when the Erstwhile Stephen Ochs writes to say that he’s selling his Tera Patrick blow-up doll, signed by many of porn’s finest.

Ebay link here.

This is the pre-giganticized Tera (though you can inflate her to whichever proportions suit you) and the pre-Digital Playground Fallout Tera. Look into her eyes, won’t you? Does she know what’s about to happen, the former Linda Ann Hopkins?

“You know the thing about a shark, he’s got…lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eye. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be livin’. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin’ and the ocean turns red and spite of all the poundin’ and the hollerin’ they all come in and rip you to pieces.” – Quint.

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