Month: January 2005

Have you ever thought of something so brilliant that your head exploded, only to find that several thousand people had thought of it before? Porn […]

And so does she. In fact, she’s got ass enough for a third helping for your healthy ass appetite. If I were President (and I […]

When I was fresh off the bus here in Los Angeles, I was powerful homesick. That is why, when I saw a business called Crazy […]

Jeez. Here we were talking about rights to your own name when the Erstwhile Stephen Ochs writes to say that he’s selling his Tera Patrick […]

Escort manager Joe “José” Pusher has moxie. That is why he is leaving the call-girl business and moving up to the sophisticated world of adult […]

When I worked at the Monthly Porn Shopper, I would receive hundreds of press releases a week. Depending on whose business we needed, I would […]

The DOJ satellite that hovers not thirty feet above Gram Ponante Towers is one thing, but this report that the Pentagon considered a sex bomb […]

Indians protested that an Indian actor, not Ben Kingsley, should play Gandhi. Iranians protested when he played one of them in House of Sand And […]

(But first, the erstwhile Stephen Ochs forwarded this from The Weekly World News.) This is not Robert Urich’s Vega$. For one thing, there’s snow on […]

“Swallow.”

After vacuuming up the pine needles and sitting down to some hot cider, my family likes to embrace the new year with optimism. Accordingly, I’ll […]

Here in the libraries of Gram Ponante Towers, the ratio of things we write about to the amount of information coming in is about 1:8. […]