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We Shall Overcome (on your face): On the set of “Not the Cosby Show XXX” pt. I

August 19, 2020 Gram the Man 1

I don’t think the word “black” was used once.

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Today in porn swag: Self-portrait with Lisa Ann

October 21, 2009 Gram the Man 2

It’s so important to employ nudity on porn sites, as opposed to the picture, below, that originally topped this post. Here I am at Gram […]

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Who’s watching the Sasha Grey?

October 21, 2009 Gram the Man 0

Sasha Grey’s new production company with Oren Cohen (formerly of Tightfit and “Assraelis” fame), Grey Art, has excellent boxcover art evocative of low-fi comic books […]

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Funny, he doesn’t look Jewish

October 14, 2009 Gram the Man 0

Gentile-passing porn star James Deen has joined most decidedly Chosen girlfriend Joanna Angel on Heeb Magazine’s “Heeb 100.” The list is published annually by the […]

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Back to the garden with Lilith Eve

October 12, 2009 Gram the Man 0

I don’t know what the juicy Lilith Eve is getting at by appropriating the names of Adam’s two wives (both of which, no matter what […]

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Interactive Sex with Tori Black

October 9, 2009 Gram the Man 0

Studio: Zero ToleranceDirector:Cast: Tori Black, Georgia Jones, Faye Reagan, Kristina Rose, and the stunt cocks of John Strong, Chris Johnson, Alex Gonz, Marco Banderas, and […]

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What makes a MILF? A new wrinkle

October 1, 2009 Gram the Man 3

We’ve talked about MILF definitions before, but I forget that my site currently lacks search capabilities, so new readers might not be apprised of the […]

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Tera Patrick and Evan Seinfeld to be alone together

September 30, 2009 Gram the Man 2

A porn star is like the elevator of an elegant building; everything is built around her: a studio, employees, and a brand that lasts, if […]

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Tanya Tate’s definition of MILF

September 29, 2009 Gram the Man 3

“If you make the full changeover to metrics, we might not be able to understand each other at all.”

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Alexis Texas – just because

September 24, 2009 Gram the Man 0

Did you know that Alexis Texas is actually from Texas? Not like that bitch Gretchen New Hampshire. That cheap skank is from New Hampshire. Anyway, […]

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Monique Alexander vs. Shelly Long: Bull & Finch not bait & switch

September 17, 2009 Gram the Man 4

When you’re right, you’re right. Monique Alexander does not look like Shelly Long. But for New Sensations’ porn adaptation of “Cheers,” producers felt that Alexander […]

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AVN buys Olympia Financial, secures rockstar courthouse parking

September 16, 2009 Gram the Man 0

Years ago I worked at AVN, a trade publication for the adult industry.  Today, while visiting the neighborhood after Sindee Jennings squirted on my glasses (more […]

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CyberGlass™ Ben Wa Pleasure Balls (and Totoro)

September 15, 2009 Gram the Man 1

Don’t give her a vacuum cleaner on your anniversary. Don’t give her long underwear, a spatula, or a workout video. But if you’re giving your […]

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Hermetic pornographer to finger, poke you

September 11, 2009 Gram the Man 2

Porn director Erica McLean, who for years has lived in hilltop isolation protected by little dogs and cavorting nudes, has launched a series of online […]

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Jesse Jane starts freakin’ the Ricans

September 10, 2009 Gram the Man 0

Jesse Jane rubs the possibilities available under U.S. statehood in the faces of Puerto Ricans tonight through Saturday at Lips Gentlemen’s Club in Hato Rey. […]

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The Inconceivable Cream Pie

September 2, 2009 Gram the Man 2

As you know, a cream pie is the porn world’s way of hedging its bets, which is why cream pie titles go over well with […]

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The Way things are going, they’re gonna Krossify me

August 31, 2009 Gram the Man 0

Kayden Kross gets crucified, it’s true, but it’s one of those naked crucifixions. Not only that, but one of the stations of the Kross is […]

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Vivid goes interracial with Choco Tacos

August 26, 2009 Gram the Man 0

Conan O’Brien recently walked across Cahuenga Blvd. to meet Vivid girls Meggan Mallone, Monique Alexander, and Sunny Leone. Should the porn industry have to leave […]

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Westward Ho or: The Frog Pimps

August 25, 2009 Gram the Man 4

I am reading an excellent book by “Gangs of New York” author Herbert Asbury called “The Barbary Coast: An Informal History of the San Francisco […]

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Finally, Justice: Vivid’s good name restored after 48 hours

August 23, 2009 Gram the Man 0

Now and then the porn industry’s name is blackened and sullied, and does anyone do anything about it? No. Until now. Rocking back and forth […]

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