It’s so important to employ nudity on porn sites, as opposed to the picture, below, that originally topped this post. Here I am at Gram Ponante Towers, Apothecary, Helipad, Mosque, Apiary, and Lozengerie with my new Lisa Ann mask, sent to promote Hustler’s “You’re Nailin’ Palin” interactive title. As you can see, the mask comes [...]

Sasha Grey’s new production company with Oren Cohen (formerly of Tightfit and “Assraelis” fame), Grey Art, has excellent boxcover art evocative of low-fi comic books such as “Watchmen” and “The Dark Knight.” Grey is herself evocative of everyone from Audrey Hepburn to Christina Ricci to early-period Exene Cervenka and it is easy to mistake the [...]

Gentile-passing porn star James Deen has joined most decidedly Chosen girlfriend Joanna Angel on Heeb Magazine’s “Heeb 100.” The list is published annually by the magazine that does for hip Jews what the “Mick” and “Cracker” publications did for the Irish and non-Irish Caucasian communities, respectively. Angel, who herself made the Heeb 100 list in [...]

I don’t know what the juicy Lilith Eve is getting at by appropriating the names of Adam’s two wives (both of which, no matter what text you read, turned out shrewish), but the lush 25-year-old from OC Modeling looks like she’ll be a great asset to your pornographic motion picture before she either becomes a [...]

Studio: Zero ToleranceDirector:Cast: Tori Black, Georgia Jones, Faye Reagan, Kristina Rose, and the stunt cocks of John Strong, Chris Johnson, Alex Gonz, Marco Banderas, and Dane Cross Few performers can pull off the direct address method of pornography without sounding shrill or blowing their repertoire, but Miss Tori Black both looks good and sounds good [...]

We’ve talked about MILF definitions before, but I forget that my site currently lacks search capabilities, so new readers might not be apprised of the generous dollops of scholarship and opinion longtime readers have provided. There are many definitions of MILF and, while we strive for standardization, we must consider two important variables: Are we [...]

A porn star is like the elevator of an elegant building; everything is built around her: a studio, employees, and a brand that lasts, if she’s lucky, long after she has stopped performing in the style that brought her initial fame. And when a porn couple splits up, as Tera Patrick and Evan Seinfeld announced [...]

Mark my words: Until the world agrees on MILF standards there can be no peace. Consider native Liverpudlian (despite how it sounds, that’s not dirty) Tanya Tate. GP: Ms. Tate, it’s important for me to reconcile as many definitions of MILF that I can before my organization can hope to bring about real change. From [...]

Did you know that Alexis Texas is actually from Texas? Not like that bitch Gretchen New Hampshire. That cheap skank is from New Hampshire. Anyway, Alexis Texas was walking out and I was walking in, and this is exactly how she looked while doing so. Accessible, approachable, and absolutely not from New Hampshire. I hope [...]

When you’re right, you’re right. Monique Alexander does not look like Shelly Long. But for New Sensations’ porn adaptation of “Cheers,” producers felt that Alexander possessed the spirit of Diane Chambers should that character be a porn star. While Vivid is touting new contract performer AJ Bailey as “the smartest girl in porn” for her [...]

Years ago I worked at AVN, a trade publication for the adult industry.  Today, while visiting the neighborhood after Sindee Jennings squirted on my glasses (more later), I decided to stop by my old employer. But it wasn’t there. Determining that Cal/OSHA, dwindling DVD sales, and the round-the-clock gratuitous nudity of my cleaning staff had combined [...]

Don’t give her a vacuum cleaner on your anniversary. Don’t give her long underwear, a spatula, or a workout video. But if you’re giving your S.O. something ostensibly sexy like Ben Wa balls, make sure you know what they’re for. Packaged in a velveteen case like chocolates and featuring elegant floral arrangements within, these glass [...]

Porn director Erica McLean, who for years has lived in hilltop isolation protected by little dogs and cavorting nudes, has launched a series of online presences to ensure she will never be seen in corporeal form again. Having helmed several “Barely Legal”s as well as this spring’s excellent “Hardcore Circus,” McLean has opened accounts on [...]

Jesse Jane rubs the possibilities available under U.S. statehood in the faces of Puerto Ricans tonight through Saturday at Lips Gentlemen’s Club in Hato Rey. “I am so excited to have the chance to perform in Puerto Rico,” said Jane.  “It’s such a sexy, romantic country, and I’m going to feel like I’m back filming [...]

As you know, a cream pie is the porn world’s way of hedging its bets, which is why cream pie titles go over well with members of the Southern Baptist Convention who are conflicted about their copious porn consumption. The way a cream pie works is that, instead of a load sprayed wastefully across the [...]

Kayden Kross gets crucified, it’s true, but it’s one of those naked crucifixions. Not only that, but one of the stations of the Kross is also a mutant gangbang. “I think you should go on record as saying ‘The 8th Day’ is man’s finest achievement, other than that I’m good in it,” said the meek, [...]

Conan O’Brien recently walked across Cahuenga Blvd. to meet Vivid girls Meggan Mallone, Monique Alexander, and Sunny Leone. Should the porn industry have to leave California, this might be the Boston native’s last chance. The “Tonight Show” host also visited new neighbors in a ski shop and a sign shop, further legitimizing Vivid in particular [...]

I am reading an excellent book by “Gangs of New York” author Herbert Asbury called “The Barbary Coast: An Informal History of the San Francisco Underworld,” about the seedy origins of San Francisco. The miners came in ’49The whores in ’51And when they got togetherThey produced the native son Among the many delightful factoids presented [...]

Now and then the porn industry’s name is blackened and sullied, and does anyone do anything about it? No. Until now. Rocking back and forth in the corner with its sweater sleeves pulled up over its wrists, the porn industry figures that it probably deserved no better. But today one hardworking porn company demanded and [...]

Tina Tyler, who left Porn Valley in April to begin treatment for cancer in Montreal (the herb-friendly Canadian started her treatment on 4/20), thinks the grass is greener in Canada. “I’m happy to be convalescing here,” Tyler said. “The food is far healthier and not so loaded with hormones, preservatives, carcinogens and the like.” But [...]