Who’s watching the Sasha Grey?

Sasha Grey’s new production company with Oren Cohen (formerly of Tightfit and “Assraelis” fame), Grey Art, has excellent boxcover art evocative of low-fi comic books such as “Watchmen” and “The Dark Knight.” Grey is herself evocative of everyone from Audrey Hepburn to Christina Ricci to early-period Exene Cervenka and it is easy to mistake the…

Funny, he doesn’t look Jewish

Gentile-passing porn star James Deen has joined most decidedly Chosen girlfriend Joanna Angel on Heeb Magazine’s “Heeb 100.” The list is published annually by the magazine that does for hip Jews what the “Mick” and “Cracker” publications did for the Irish and non-Irish Caucasian communities, respectively. Angel, who herself made the Heeb 100 list in…

Back to the garden with Lilith Eve

I don’t know what the juicy Lilith Eve is getting at by appropriating the names of Adam’s two wives (both of which, no matter what text you read, turned out shrewish), but the lush 25-year-old from OC Modeling looks like she’ll be a great asset to your pornographic motion picture before she either becomes a…

Interactive Sex with Tori Black

Studio: Zero ToleranceDirector:Cast: Tori Black, Georgia Jones, Faye Reagan, Kristina Rose, and the stunt cocks of John Strong, Chris Johnson, Alex Gonz, Marco Banderas, and Dane Cross Few performers can pull off the direct address method of pornography without sounding shrill or blowing their repertoire, but Miss Tori Black both looks good and sounds good…

What makes a MILF? A new wrinkle

We’ve talked about MILF definitions before, but I forget that my site currently lacks search capabilities, so new readers might not be apprised of the generous dollops of scholarship and opinion longtime readers have provided. There are many definitions of MILF and, while we strive for standardization, we must consider two important variables: Are we…

Alexis Texas – just because

Did you know that Alexis Texas is actually from Texas? Not like that bitch Gretchen New Hampshire. That cheap skank is from New Hampshire. Anyway, Alexis Texas was walking out and I was walking in, and this is exactly how she looked while doing so. Accessible, approachable, and absolutely not from New Hampshire. I hope…

CyberGlass™ Ben Wa Pleasure Balls (and Totoro)

Don’t give her a vacuum cleaner on your anniversary. Don’t give her long underwear, a spatula, or a workout video. But if you’re giving your S.O. something ostensibly sexy like Ben Wa balls, make sure you know what they’re for. Packaged in a velveteen case like chocolates and featuring elegant floral arrangements within, these glass…

Hermetic pornographer to finger, poke you

Porn director Erica McLean, who for years has lived in hilltop isolation protected by little dogs and cavorting nudes, has launched a series of online presences to ensure she will never be seen in corporeal form again. Having helmed several “Barely Legal”s as well as this spring’s excellent “Hardcore Circus,” McLean has opened accounts on…

Jesse Jane starts freakin’ the Ricans

Jesse Jane rubs the possibilities available under U.S. statehood in the faces of Puerto Ricans tonight through Saturday at Lips Gentlemen’s Club in Hato Rey. “I am so excited to have the chance to perform in Puerto Rico,” said Jane.  “It’s such a sexy, romantic country, and I’m going to feel like I’m back filming…

The Inconceivable Cream Pie

As you know, a cream pie is the porn world’s way of hedging its bets, which is why cream pie titles go over well with members of the Southern Baptist Convention who are conflicted about their copious porn consumption. The way a cream pie works is that, instead of a load sprayed wastefully across the…

Vivid goes interracial with Choco Tacos

Conan O’Brien recently walked across Cahuenga Blvd. to meet Vivid girls Meggan Mallone, Monique Alexander, and Sunny Leone. Should the porn industry have to leave California, this might be the Boston native’s last chance. The “Tonight Show” host also visited new neighbors in a ski shop and a sign shop, further legitimizing Vivid in particular…

Westward Ho or: The Frog Pimps

I am reading an excellent book by “Gangs of New York” author Herbert Asbury called “The Barbary Coast: An Informal History of the San Francisco Underworld,” about the seedy origins of San Francisco. The miners came in ’49The whores in ’51And when they got togetherThey produced the native son Among the many delightful factoids presented…

Tina Tyler ready for the old In-N-Out

Tina Tyler, who left Porn Valley in April to begin treatment for cancer in Montreal (the herb-friendly Canadian started her treatment on 4/20), thinks the grass is greener in Canada. “I’m happy to be convalescing here,” Tyler said. “The food is far healthier and not so loaded with hormones, preservatives, carcinogens and the like.” But…