Articles by Gram the Man

As you know, this site has always been home to mature-themed pornography. At the awards show I just created, my noted site won an unprecedented […]

No fewer than seven porn shoots were cancelled due to this weekend’s inclement weather, from useless hot tub scenes in rented Beverly Hills outdoor jacuzzis, […]

Any writer who bites the news that feeds him owes a nod to Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, whose body was found today in his home […]

Steve Banan is stepping down as head of the Lucchese/Banan Entertainment Group, implying his company’s interests have become too diverse and don’t include enough porn. […]

Blind Sex Dates #3 is the latest release from Smash Pictures. “Borrowing a page from the mainstream Hollywood television show of a similar name,” reads […]

Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said that the Department of Justice will appeal Extreme Associates’ lucky turn of fate, re-opening an obscenity trial against Rob (Rob […]

The nice GoDaddy.com lady was Candice Michelle, not Bridget Bako, as I’d previously “reported”. Thanks to Hart Williams for letting me know gently, rather than […]

Hot on the heels of “Why do it at all?” comes the question, “Why did it take so long?” The good people at X-Play have […]

The porn world lost something essential when Vatican II declared the end of the Latin Mass. Now Full Throttle and Madness Pictures bring back the […]

Hell wants them, Heaven won’t take them, Earth needs them. “Six semen demons swallow 101 doses of vitamins C, U, and M in A Good […]

It is an outrage that Steve Banan (read glorious profile here) cannot buy a goddamn casino. As someone who is also the victim of discrimination […]

I asked Luke Ford to make some changes to his transcription of our interview. Actually, I pressured him with my LCN connections and by name-dropping […]

AVN indignant adult industry not taken seriously by Inside Deep Throat’s Grazer, Coyly hints at revenge I’m sorry that man hurt you, AVN.

Yesterday’s SuperBowl was actually more interesting than its ads, save for the controversy surrounding domain registrar Go Daddy’s wardrobe malfunction/witch trial spoof. The scene is […]

Spell check: is it bukakke or bukkake? If the former, Colossal has sullied the name of our industry with its inappropriate punning. Would someone please […]

I talked with Luke Ford today about our Talmud studies, the state of Orthodox journalism, and the danger of not being taken seriously in other […]

A proud and highly-structured people, the Japanese have not yet learned to make verbs out of nouns, but Colossal, the producers of Crewkake, have stepped […]

Have you ever thought of something so brilliant that your head exploded, only to find that several thousand people had thought of it before? Porn […]

And so does she. In fact, she’s got ass enough for a third helping for your healthy ass appetite. If I were President (and I […]

When I was fresh off the bus here in Los Angeles, I was powerful homesick. That is why, when I saw a business called Crazy […]