Studio: MercenaryDirector: Marco BanderasCast: Marco Banderas, Lexington Steele, Annette Schwarz, Jada Fire, Pinky, Sienna West, Mya Luanna, Alanah Rae, Diana Doll, Rebeca Linares Not only is Marco Banderas one of the nicest guys in porn, but he also has great teeth. So his “Dark Side” movies give the false impression that, because the sex is [...]
Stoya: Deeper 11
Studio: Digital PlaygroundDirector: Robby D.Cast: Stoya, James Deen, Annette Schwarz, Tommy Gunn, Memphis Monroe, Hannah West Stoya has padding in all the right places, but perhaps her near-translucent skin made me think “Deeper? How deep can you get into Stoya without being behind her?” But director Robby D.’s gonzo title that boasts two interludes between [...]
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Annette Schwarz thinks I am oblivious
…she actually said “clumsy,” but either way she’s right. Since 1945, those Germans have always been right. There was a moment we shared while I was writing the story linked below when I failed to pick up on a crucial signal. She writes about it here. Previously: Life in a Porn Dorm Isn’t All Pillowfights [...]
Life In A Porn Dorm Isn’t All Pillow Fights And Orgies
Because The Whore Within Me was cast almost exclusively with women who belong to Spiegler Girls, the porn talent agency run by Mark Spiegler, I thought I’d reprint an article I wrote for The Naughty American, a webzine published by the studio Naughty America. I spent an evening at the Spiegler Dorm with Spiegler, Annette [...]
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Adrianna Nicole and Annette Schwarz – just because
There was no reason for them to be standing in that parking lot, and yet there was every reason. I asked the first thing that came to my mind: “When you have to oil your asses, what do you use?” “Baby oil,” Schwarz said. “Olive oil,” Nicole said. “Well, basically whatever is available.” Previously: Lorelei [...]
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Annette Schwarz: form follows function
How many times do we see our favorite people stripped of all subtlety, bent over to show us their goods, starving hysterical naked, gaping without context? Well, Annette Schwarz is not like that. You see, she just dropped her keys and had to pick them up. Previously: Mean Bitches Aren’t, really; Pushed: Cat FightSee also: [...]
Mean Bitches aren’t, really
The website Mean Bitches, which features bitches being mean, either to other bitches or men who are bitches, but never to actual bitches, is doing a decidedly non-bitchy thing for Christmas, like dressing Germany’s own Annette Schwarz in festive holiday heels. Also, company president Glenn King is giving his employees some cash for the holidays. [...]
Nina and Kylie’s Perfect Orgy: your mileage may vary
In the same way that the characters in “Friends” couldn’t possibly have afforded the Manhattan apartments they lived in, when Nina Hartley and Kylie Ireland lay down tips for the perfect orgy in Hartley’s latest Adam & Eve instructional video, the viewer should understand that Lorelei Lee, Adrianna Nicole, and Annette Schwarz aren’t going to [...]
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Screeched
Studio: Red Light District Director: Dustin “Dirty Sanchez” Diamond Cast: Screech, with unrelated bonus scenes featuring Tia Tanaka, Rebecca Linares, and Annette Schwarz “Mmmm,” says Dustin Diamond, who played “Screech” on the 80′s Saturday morning kidcom “Saved by the Bell,””Cheese and cracker plate. I could eat that shit right up.” He has released a sex [...]
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