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I will not be the Flame or: Is Jennie off the cock a cheap trick?

May 22, 2009 Gram the Man 3

My thoughts when I heard that Penny Flame was leaving porn turned quickly from abject grief to the belief that it was all a publicity […]

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Annette Schwarz thinks I am oblivious

May 27, 2008 Gram the Man 1

…she actually said “clumsy,” but either way she’s right. Since 1945, those Germans have always been right. There was a moment we shared while I […]

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Tuesday shocker: Prostitutes don’t actually like you

December 11, 2007 Gram the Man 0

Britain’s Guardian newspaper printed an “interview with a prostitute” that contradicted what she feels is the empowering feminist myth depicted by the blog Belle du […]

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Night of the Hunter

January 22, 2007 Gram the Man 0

Tod Hunter (seen here with Selena Silver) has been writing about Porn Valley since 1997, and is one of the only writers in the adult […]

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Concentric circle jerks of porn profits

January 5, 2007 Gram the Man 2

The next-most-useless thing to the inflated revenue declared by Big Porn is people blogging about it. The thesis statement of Boing Boing’s story about how […]

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