Oral fixations at Erotica LA
You know, I just find it odd that they’re both eating lollipops. Does it help them to concentrate? Also, doesn’t the woman on the right […]
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2008 in Review: Pictures with nudity in them really take off
Thank you once again Readers, studios, and advertisers for an excellent year. And thanks especially to the performers who made it happen. In your pants. […]
I hope her name is Fiona
…otherwise it could be awkward. Luckily she’s facing us, but if she just looks to the right…Oh man. I don’t want to be there when […]
Adrianna Nicole and Annette Schwarz – just because
There was no reason for them to be standing in that parking lot, and yet there was every reason. I asked the first thing that […]
Aiden Starr: coffee and condoms
“I always, always use condoms when having sex with civilians,” she said.
Kiss Attack (but not the Kiss Army)
Carlos Batts has been making a movie that he calls “The Blade Runner of Porn,” Kiss Attack. “This is the movie I want to be […]
Minstrel in the Gallery Bertinelli
“Grams, you don’t spend enough time synthesizing the appeal of Jethro Tull and One Day at a Time on your award-winning web-site,” is a complaint […]
Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn Monroe: I don’t get it
Marilyn Monroe photographer Bert Stern has re-created Monroe’s final famous photoshoot with Lindsay Lohan. Why? The semi-nude series was released in New York Magazine 46 […]
Stoya avoids labels
I took a few hundred pictures at the AVN convention, and also handed my camera around to various lowlifes. I have finally labeled most of […]
Greetings from sunny California
I have nothing to complain about living in Los Angeles. The Mexican food is less expensive and more plentiful than it was in Bogue Chitto, […]
Sizzling ATM scene with Jenny Hendrix and Erin Moore
What? Previously: Jenny Hendrix’ breasts to hibernate
Sunny Leone on gravity
I asked Sunny Leone about adhesives, as is my wont. “There’s no tape,” she said. “So you have to keep walking, moving forward constantly, to […]
Shocker: Green Novelties models are not Kiss
1. They don’t look like Kiss2. There’s only three of them3. They’re not the most overrated band until Radiohead4. They look like you might want […]
Fucking Huge Cocks are the windows to the soul
What makes the hundreds of porn starlets cavorting through the Sands Expo Center so distinct from one another, even though they may be wearing the […]
Stoya’s phototerrorism or: It’s a nice day for a white wedding
Stoya and I happened to be seated next to each other at a timeshare demonstration when I got up to mingle with the other retirees, […]
Your year in pornography
People tell me they often read the articles accompanying the pictures on this site, but I think they’re lying. Here, then, are a few dozen […]
Aiden And Michelle’s Christmas Miracle
I don’t know what story this picture is supposed to tell us about Aiden Starr and Michelle Aston. Is there labor unrest in the toy […]
Happy Birthday Jesus and Joanna Angel
This is what Christmas looks like in Porn Valley, USA (God bless us, everyone). See the full gallery here. Previously: Stuffing? I’m Stayin’!See also: Burning […]
Joanna Angel in Topless at the Lavanderia
I needed to wash some shirts. “I can make sure your shirts get really clean,” Joanna Angel said. “Why does everything you say sound so […]
Joanna Angel: a vase or two faces?
Somewhere north of her nipples and south of her neck, Joanna Angel noted, the swans turned to fish in the sunlight. Previously: All the Best […]