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“Skip Trace 2” is both a good movie and a pleasing anagrammatical alternative to the horrifying “Rape 2 Ticks”

December 30, 2012 Gram the Man 0

Gram Ponante reviews “Skip Trace 2,” featuring some giddily violent scenes between Nacho Vidal, Charley Chase, and Jynx Maze

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Today in Admirable Restraint: At least they didn’t call it “Whore-O”

June 18, 2012 Gram the Man 2

“We will do whatever it takes for an independent California.”

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Looking for America on the “Midnight Prowl”

June 14, 2012 Gram the Man 0

You want to fuck a stranger? Go to the In-n-Out parking lot like everyone else. But if you want a porn movie in which performers pretend to be fucking strangers, well, “Midnight Prowl” is almost as seedy.

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Kayden Kross: Hookers can be duplicitous Part II [review]

December 2, 2011 Gram the Man 0

“We all get fucked for money one way or the other, right?”

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Viva “Californication” parody

March 18, 2011 Gram the Man 2

“Californication,” much like “Married With Children,” is so porny already that a parody isn’t unwelcome. A “Flintstones” parody, on the other hand…

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