It was a very good year
Thanks to all Porn Valley Observed readers, sponsors, critics, subscribers, detractors, and friends for an excellent 2006. (2007 will be just slightly better, but nothing […]
Month: December 2006
Oh, and Lacie Heart, too
The delightful Lacie Heart, whom I taught Latin on the set of Atomic Vixens, is no longer a Vivid Girl and is now batting either […]
Forest for the trees
If Holly Wellin were consulted for this story, she might remind us that in 2007 you should stop jerking off and remember what this business […]
Monica Mayhem adjusting – just because
Out of all the images I had at my immediate disposal three minutes ago as I prepared to quit for the weekend, this one best […]
Saving the drippings
It is vaguely inauspicious to end the year with a title like Vouyer Media’s Cum Drippers 9 (I don’t let my ladies drip it; I […]
Pure Vanilla suggests way to actually make money at AVN Expo
Pure Vanilla, producer of a rechargeable card that allows users to surf porn more or less anonymously, will be giving away $10k in cash to […]
Katsumi to join Robby D.’s hand
The very exciting Katsumi has become Digital Playground’s new contract performer, yet another very distinct choice. Katsumi recently appeared in the company’s sometimes cockless Cockasian. […]
Julia Ann to host fete wearing those beads, wind machine
Julia Ann is in a new movie (Her name here): Hardcore and to celebrate it she will be hosting a party at Aura in Studio […]
Smoking Mary Jane: just because
I met pinup/girl about town/cannabis enthusiast “Smokin’” Mary Jane Green while we were doing the commentary for the upcoming Vivid-steve movie Man’s Ruin. She was […]
The Blumpkin and the coming Rapture
Receiving this image of the two-fisted Arianna Jolie from my pals at XXX Urban Legends, the company that puts on film the things one might […]
Canada finally validates Gram
Probably at the intercession of Tina Tyler, About.com’s Toronto-based Sexuality and Shame editor, Cory Silverberg, has included this site on About’s list of Favorite Sex […]
Glenn Beck: What’s wrong with America
I was able to withstand about 12 minutes of CNN’s “Porn: America’s Addiction” expose featuring Glenn Beck (three minutes fewer than Dirtpipe Milkshakes 2). Beck […]
Boxing Day in Alpha 15
VCA’s Alpha 15: Reform School Girls is the most misunderstood movie of 2006. Let’s revisit Justine Joli, Daisy Layne, Vanessa Lynn, and Hollie Stevens from […]
Gang Bang Double Feature
While Sasha Grey and Naomi don’t compete in this two-disc set from Red Light District, our team of international judges awards the point regardless to […]
Happy Birthday in Christ, Crissy Moran
The former porn star is now born again, and 31. Previously: Angie Savage’s favorite joke; Crissy Moran and Angie Savage in different underpants
Kelly X – just because
While it looks a little like we’re at a Clockwork Orange screening, I actually met Kelly X in a bathroom hallway. Previously: Adult industry spared
And another thing: it’s not ‘sex work’ when you’re just lying there
The Bush Administration has requested that the term “sex worker” be expunged from government vocabulary because it believes that most people involved in prostitution (or […]
Wicked decides on HD DVD
Begun this Format War has. Wicked Pictures has announced that it has chosen the HD DVD format over Blu-Ray and will re-release its Camp Cuddly […]
Cock-blocking with Gram
Gram Ponante announced today that his official photographic gape, semen, or cock-blocking device will be this yellow Hummer 2 until further notice. “People who drive […]
Nurse Mika Tan – just because
That story about Roy Karch sent me to these pictures of Mika Tan from the set of Night Shift Nurses – Escort Service. Mika Tan […]