All I wanna do is bicycle


Bringing new meaning to the term “oral interpretation”*, Sex on Wheels, a bike tour that will feature dramatic portrayals of San Francisco’s legendary sex workers and smut purveyors, is seeking actors to illuminate the roles of the Mitchell Brothers, hooker/Sausalito Mayor Valerie Solanas, Chinese prostitute Ah Toy, and many others.

The tour will take place on July 22 from 11 a.m. until 2 p.m. People interested in playing a part should contact Jenny Worley at jgworley@usfca.edu (I hope she wrote a big fat grant for this).

Organizer Shanti Rieber describes the event as “Think Colonial Williamsburg, but with whores.”

It occurs to me that Frisconians, as they prefer to be called, spend so much time being sex activists that I wonder if they’re actually getting any.

Previously: Visit the Venice Beach Whore Memorial; Shame’s diminishing returns
See also: “Bicycle Race”

*With an opening line like that, I wish I had a weatherman to turn to for today’s pollen count.

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