How this night will be different from any other night I’m not sure, but tomorrow’s Porn Star Karaoke at Sardo’s Bar is advertised as a media onslaught, with representatives of all 1700 independent adult news outlets in attendance to tease that one thing everyone doesn’t know already out of your favorite porn personality.
My methods, as you know, are different from those of my esteemed peers. I apply electrodes directly to stars’ nipples. Clamp technology is beyond the financial wherewithal of most porn bloggers.
Drink specials and the roster of Lighthouse Talent will be on the menu as well.
Pictured: Brooklyn (remember Brooklyn?)
See also: Sardo’s Bar
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