Meet Mira and her hot growth

To all the girls I’ve loved before: Sorry.

As you well know, Gram Ponante Towers, Aviary, Helipad, Centrifuge, and Rabbit Warren is, well, a rabbit warren of half-to-fully naked barely legal and throaty, experienced women who will do nearly anything to gain fame in the elegant and classy porn world that I rule. Nearly anything.

But an e-mail I received today from an admirer named Mira (reprinted verbatim below), which I had the luck to catch before my jealous spam filter trashed it, has abruptly ended my profligate, seed-sowing lifestyle. I intend to marry Mira and bring her, her dog-shaped tumor and, if need be, her entire family to America from Mother Russia so that she and it might have a better life.

I have annotated the e-mail in an attempt to convey my enthusiasm.

Good Day! You are disturbed by administration of sites
of acquaintances of USA.

Yes. Yes I am. Powerful disturbed!

You are the member of this group.

In fact, my college nickname was “The Member.”

One of our members interested in you and we send you the message
delivered from MemberName=”MiraOldy”
This WOMAN wishes to get acquainted with you.

And this HUMAN TRIPOD is ready for HER.

There is HER message:

Greetings the stranger, are Written by me to you from the
big country of Russia.

I have been told that, in a big country, dreams stay with you, like a lover’s voice ‘cross the mountainside. Is this true, Mira? IS THIS TRUE??

I have read your profile, and you
are interesting for me, I see you as a pleasant interlocutor.

Yes. In fact, I starred in Anabolic’s “Pleasant Interlocutors” volumes 1 through 7.

I wish to get acquainted with you better and to exchange photos
and not only. I will be very glad if our relations do
not stop on that that we will communicate only on correspondence,
I’ll be glad to meet you one day.

I agree. I would like to begin by communicating on correspondence and then communicating all over your face and neck.

I will tell a little bit about myself:
I’m very nice, sociable and cheerful girl.

Good. Not like that Suckable. She broke my heart.

I’m 27 years old, growth 169, my eyes are brown, hair dark, weight of
54 kg, a sports constitution.

I wouldn’t have even noticed your growth if it didn’t appear to have ears and a nose. And a leash.

I regularly visit fitness the centre

That’s excellent! Recently on cable I watched “Superman: The Movie.”

…to support the figure both to be in shape and to like men.

I understand. You need to expend extra effort to like men. That’s all right. I have converted a number of lesbians in my time. First to Judaism and then to men.

If you are self-assured and trust that can deserve my attention that
write)) we will look that will turn out…………)

I am assured that I can turn anybody out…………)!

Oh Mira, I really feel a connection here. I’m going to pitch our story to Wicked so that they will create a sensitive, couples’-friendly document of our love.

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