One of the most important things to learn, as a stripper or as an American, is to squat in high heels.
But it’s difficult. Maybe not as difficult as merging a porn company with a string of gentlemen’s clubs, as Ninnworx has done with Spearmint Rhino, but still difficult.
When I first saw Nikki Kane (above right) in this promo picture for her upcoming dance gigs with Ninnworx_SR, I thought that surely there was someone just out of frame who had used magnets to keep her stationary. But then I saw Renee Perez, who seems to be squatting without wires or bolts (though she could still be cemented there).
It occurred to me recently that one of our nation’s most treasured stripper poses is the exact same position women in countries without our excellent universal healthcare system employ to deliver babies in the field.
You could say that stripping is like a mating dance, so that the squat, as exhibited here, is the end result of conception. I like to think that, too, and that their babies will be born melon-scented and covered in glitter.
Perez and Kane join Jana Jordan, Brea Bennett, and Cassidey (above) in Spearmint Rhino branded clubs like Rouge and the Blue Zebra throughout February. If you see Cassidey, please tell her she was the best thing about Debbie Loves Dallas.
Previously: 37 tips from a stripper
See also: Ninnworx, Spearmint Rhino
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