Porn leaves small occupying force in Las Vegas


In what industry insiders call a Creampie, porn has not pulled out of Las Vegas entirely after this month’s conventions there.

The girls of Sinsation Pictures, including Mika Tan, Brooke Banner, Dee, and Kristal Summers, will be signing autographs and making appearances at this weekend’s $500 buy-in, $100k pot Sinsation Poker Tournament at the Imperial Palace.

Mika Tan is actually a gambler in the Kenny Rogers tradition. Knowing when to walk away and when to run, she picked the winners of eight out of ten Bowl games accurately. Regarding yesterday’s upset of the Patriots by the Colts, it would be really uncool to ask of any porn girl what she thought of come-from-behind victories, though they would most likely grit their teeth and smile pleasantly, hating you.

According to Jenna Jameson‘s handlers, she is throwing a surprise birthday party for MMA star/love interest Tito Ortiz this weekend at Caesar’s Palace’s Pure nightclub.

Personally, I think it is unwise to surprise someone who can throttle you to death without looking up from his soup. but I will be far away. I also don’t think Ortiz will be too surprised, as the public has been invited and there has been a flyer printed out. (That is, unless Tito Ortiz can’t read.)

It would be a real ghetto move to get him anything from the ClubJenna catalogue, though.

Previously: Spice racks new channels; Club: Jenna
See also: Sinsation, ClubJenna

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