In uncertain financial times, sometimes the sheer joy of remaining in business will prompt a company to create an ad, even if it is unclear what’s for sale. I’m particularly impressed with the harmonica solo in this piece by German outfit S.F.W. Porn for client Diesel’s 30th anniversary. http://view.break.com/577249 – Watch more free videos See [...]
Zazel: The Scent of Love
Studio: Cal VistaDirector: Philip MondCast: Sasha Vinni, Gina Lamarca, Anna Romero, Grace Harlowe, Brooke Lane, Lene Hefner, Helena, Nikie St. Giles, Antonio Valentino, Kevin James, Drew Reese, Devin, and Jon “You’ve got the scent, you’ve got the scent – the scent of love.” – Not ABC Portions of this review also appeared on Fleshbot Like [...]
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"Dick-railed"
Philosophy major and former AVN editor Eddie Adams contributed a review for VCA’s Deep Inside box set that employed the phrase “dick-railed.” It is a refreshing break from the brunt of my porn reviews that do not use the term “dick-railed.” Check it out here.
John Holmes shot Wadd on a Sunday
Classic porn company VCX will re-release one of John Holmes’ signature movies, 1971′s Johnny Wadd, in September. I reviewed the movie for an upcoming issue of the adult trade publication XBiz. You should watch this movie for several reasons, all of them having to do with how different (and similar) shooting porn was in California [...]
Hair apparent: The Violation of Claudia
It was a different time when porn movies were shown in theatres, and they created an uneasy community of people with a common secret, and a similar residue on their shoes. But after a generation of porn for personal devices, porn movies are creeping back into theatres. I watched Bill Lustig’s 1977 film The Violation [...]
Cancer benefit for Henri Pachard, veteran porn director
Donations to Henri Pachard’s Cancer Fund are now being accepted. And, for the next 30 days, every adult store order of Not the Bradys XXX results in a percentage donation, as do purchases of Pachard titles from my store on Gamelink. Like workers in any industry – but perhaps more so than mainstream entertainment, which [...]
Satan wears tube socks, is also not a mom
Wow.You know my towering rage when women advertised as MILFs aren’t actually moms, so you can imagine the sadness and hurt I felt when Satan made no appearance in Sex Slaves of Satan (say what you will about John Holmes). Read the review here. Previously: Meet Today’s Peaches (fleshbot); Lemon cream facials; No easy way [...]
Mini-review: Sex Slaves of Satan
Studio: VCXDirector: SatanCast: Desiree Cousteau, Dorothy Lemay, Serena, John Holmes, Joey Silvera, John Leslie, Jean Jennings, Tami Lee Curtis, Mary Ann Evans, Heather Ellis, Jamie Gillis Like everyone working in the adult industry (and their mothers), I’m really into Satan. You have a Satan t-shirt, trading cards, bobblehead doll, some Satan rims, branded cereal, whatever, [...]
Lemon cream facials and champagne milk baths
Before you’re tempted to laugh at the night-time activities of 70′s swingers, consider what future generations will think about the Dirtpipe Milkshakes collection on your coffee table amongst the In-n-Out wrappers. Al Goldstein’s “Midnight Blue” public access show aired this series of commercials in the late 70′s, America’s Grooviest Time. Any decade without bottle service [...]
Today in Porn Valley
“Flashpoint X”
We are in a coed firehouse with guys who look like fireman and women who look like Jenna Jameson and Jill Kelly. If director Brad Armstrong had pitched me this movie, I would have stopped him right there and dumped money on him.
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No Easy Way Out for Body Magic
Houston-based classic porn e-tailer TVX Films has (in most cases) removed from boxcovers a photo of an underage girl that it had obtained without permission from her profile on the website deviantART. TVX is, like VCX, mostly in the business of repackaging classic porn titles. In this case, the movie is the 1982 Kathleen Kristel/Joey [...]
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