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Lady in “Red”: Julie Simone is a Christmas Tree Shop of one

December 21, 2012 Gram the Man 0

At the devices of Rebecca Reynolds, Julie Simone gets redder and redder still in “50 Shades of Red,” a fine bit of revenge bondage that involves so much candle wax and slapping that you’d swear you were home for the holidays.

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MontagFoto 12.5.11—Memphis Monroe’s Choky Christmas

December 5, 2011 Gram the Man 1

If you’re like me, nothing evokes the holidays better than the slow application of pressure to the windpipe during sex.

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MontagFoto 5.30.11—Jenn Steele

May 30, 2011 Gram the Man 0

Gram with Jenn Steele in 2006

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Thanks all the same, but around here we eat turducken

January 1, 2011 Gram the Man 0

Just wanted to let you know that it hasn’t all gone to Hell in a Handbasket here in Porn Valley.

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Anjanette Astoria’s Easter Blessing

April 4, 2010 Gram the Man 0

I am a big fan of women dressing up as hot elves at Christmas, but somehow this picture that Anjanette Astoria set me, personalized as it is, made me feel that my Easter has been corrupted.

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Account of a Visit from Federal Agents

December 24, 2008 Gram the Man 4

was the night before Christmas, and I was forlorn Ne’r a vibrator whirring in the Valley of Porn; The studios closed reluctantly down, For fear […]

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