Hey! Remember the troops? For much of the last decade, agreement or disagreement with presidential administration policies was a referendum on our level of support for “the troops.” Whatever happened to them? Are we still at war in three countries? Not likely, if I’m still able to download all this Rihanna for free.
Anyway, I’m glad that I can vote on gay marriage or marijuana legalization without getting a text from Crawford calling me a TroopH8r.
There was a lot of porn made specifically for these troops, including several “Pussy Party”s and this video by the enthusiastic Jenn Steele.
As we remember those who gave their lives in national service today, think of the immortal words of Lt. Jean Razak: “Service guarantees citizenship.”
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Anjanette Astoria should just ask nicely; The Soft and tumescent parts of Ashlynn Brooke and Sadie West: A Military perspective
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