Falling out of a tree with Dr. Suzy and Ryan Keely
Gram wonders how different his way is from the Bonobo Way, or from the Chicago Way, for that matter
Month: May 2011
MontagFoto 5.30.11—Jenn Steele
Gram with Jenn Steele in 2006
Lily Labeau, you are my airplane nose
Lily Labeau has a Greatest Generation Pinup quality that was perfectly captured by photographer Rick Garcia
Topless Movie Reviews: The only good thing about “Sucker Punch”
Topless Movie Reviews is like National Geographic but with less breastfeeding.
Sexy Tales: Masturbation Month comes to a close all over Sunset Blvd.
Like Black History Month and Blue Cross Open Enrollment, I celebrate Masturbation Month all year long. That said, I am a regular attendee at Jamye Waxman’s “Sexy Tales” events and they are great fun.
Gram Ponante Exclusive: They Are Still Making Porn
…the simple existence of these 43 DVDs is testament to the fact that people still pay for porn, somewhere
Study determines why only evil clowns get laid
What does this study say about the millennia-long march of progress to gender equality or neutrality? What does it say about Canadians?
MontagFoto 5.23.11—Kylie Ireland’s Corrupting Influence
Ireland is a treasure in and out of the porn world.
Ass to Mouth: Adrianna Nicole And “The King’s Speech”
“It’s not like they’ll be filming “‘Another King’s Speech’ there like it’s ‘Next Friday.'”
“The Devil” You Know: Earning your rapture rejection
Like Georgina Spelvin, Gram Ponante believes that if you’re going to Hell anyway, you’d better enjoy what got you there
Aynal Architecture: “This Ain’t The Fountainhead”
“This Ain’t The Fountainhead” is the only porn movie that comes with a building
Today in Porn Valley restrooms
Los Angeles Department of Water And Power officials suggest depositing your ejaculate or feces-smeared wipes in appropriate containers
Does being a cad affect the ability to lead?
When he suggested she terminate her pregnancy, she heard “Terminator Pregnancy” and was like: Awesome.
Of the “Slutty And Sluttier,” who is the sluttiest?
…vigorous, slap-happy sex that never blurs the line between fighting and fucking…
The Load Ahead: jessica drake on fellatio futures
Sex educators/futurists jessica drake and Leonard Cohen predict alternate entries
MontagFoto 5.16.11—Sunny Leone wakes the dead
Maybe Vivid’s presence in that bone orchard was proof that when you die, that’s all there is.
Officials: Bin Laden had porn stash, killed thousands of people
Among Osama bin Laden’s fairly extensive porn stash was a pirated copy of my “Facts of Life XXX.”
Sex on Vacation: “Shane’s World 42”
“Your sperm tried to make my eye pregnant,” says Vanessa Cage. “I don’t want no eye babies.”
Plenty of T’n’A on “TNG” or: “Star Trek” porn parody rated NCC17
You say that Worf is brown, and you want a Triple X Ro-down?
Witchy Woman: On a Couch with Shayla La Veaux
Someone born at the start of Shayla La Veaux’s porn career is now eligible to be in porn herself. “But it would be weird to do a scene with her,” says La Veaux.