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Month: May 2011

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Falling out of a tree with Dr. Suzy and Ryan Keely

May 31, 2011 Gram the Man 1

Gram wonders how different his way is from the Bonobo Way, or from the Chicago Way, for that matter

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MontagFoto 5.30.11—Jenn Steele

May 30, 2011 Gram the Man 0

Gram with Jenn Steele in 2006

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Lily Labeau, you are my airplane nose

May 27, 2011 Gram the Man 0

Lily Labeau has a Greatest Generation Pinup quality that was perfectly captured by photographer Rick Garcia

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Topless Movie Reviews: The only good thing about “Sucker Punch”

May 27, 2011 Gram the Man 0

Topless Movie Reviews is like National Geographic but with less breastfeeding.

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Sexy Tales: Masturbation Month comes to a close all over Sunset Blvd.

May 26, 2011 Gram the Man 0

Like Black History Month and Blue Cross Open Enrollment, I celebrate Masturbation Month all year long. That said, I am a regular attendee at Jamye Waxman’s “Sexy Tales” events and they are great fun.

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Gram Ponante Exclusive: They Are Still Making Porn

May 26, 2011 Gram the Man 6

…the simple existence of these 43 DVDs is testament to the fact that people still pay for porn, somewhere

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Study determines why only evil clowns get laid

May 25, 2011 Gram the Man 1

What does this study say about the millennia-long march of progress to gender equality or neutrality? What does it say about Canadians?

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MontagFoto 5.23.11—Kylie Ireland’s Corrupting Influence

May 23, 2011 Gram the Man 2

Ireland is a treasure in and out of the porn world.

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Ass to Mouth: Adrianna Nicole And “The King’s Speech”

May 23, 2011 Gram the Man 0

“It’s not like they’ll be filming “‘Another King’s Speech’ there like it’s ‘Next Friday.'”

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“The Devil” You Know: Earning your rapture rejection

May 20, 2011 Gram the Man 2

Like Georgina Spelvin, Gram Ponante believes that if you’re going to Hell anyway, you’d better enjoy what got you there

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Aynal Architecture: “This Ain’t The Fountainhead”

May 20, 2011 Gram the Man 2

“This Ain’t The Fountainhead” is the only porn movie that comes with a building

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Today in Porn Valley restrooms

May 19, 2011 Gram the Man 0

Los Angeles Department of Water And Power officials suggest depositing your ejaculate or feces-smeared wipes in appropriate containers

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Does being a cad affect the ability to lead?

May 18, 2011 Gram the Man 2

When he suggested she terminate her pregnancy, she heard “Terminator Pregnancy” and was like: Awesome.

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Of the “Slutty And Sluttier,” who is the sluttiest?

May 17, 2011 Gram the Man 1

…vigorous, slap-happy sex that never blurs the line between fighting and fucking…

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The Load Ahead: jessica drake on fellatio futures

May 17, 2011 Gram the Man 0

Sex educators/futurists jessica drake and Leonard Cohen predict alternate entries

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MontagFoto 5.16.11—Sunny Leone wakes the dead

May 16, 2011 Gram the Man 0

Maybe Vivid’s presence in that bone orchard was proof that when you die, that’s all there is.

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Officials: Bin Laden had porn stash, killed thousands of people

May 13, 2011 Gram the Man 3

Among Osama bin Laden’s fairly extensive porn stash was a pirated copy of my “Facts of Life XXX.”

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Sex on Vacation: “Shane’s World 42”

May 13, 2011 Gram the Man 2

“Your sperm tried to make my eye pregnant,” says Vanessa Cage. “I don’t want no eye babies.”

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Plenty of T’n’A on “TNG” or: “Star Trek” porn parody rated NCC17

May 13, 2011 Gram the Man 5

You say that Worf is brown, and you want a Triple X Ro-down?

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Witchy Woman: On a Couch with Shayla La Veaux

May 12, 2011 Gram the Man 1

Someone born at the start of Shayla La Veaux’s porn career is now eligible to be in porn herself. “But it would be weird to do a scene with her,” says La Veaux.

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