If you are like me, you are just as critical and disillusioned with porn parodies and their submission to weak, populist will as you are with contemporary architecture. That is why I am proud to release my masterwork, “This Ain’t The Fountainhead: An Objectivist XXX Parody” of Ayn Rand’s groundbreaking 1943 novel that is also a building.
“This is the first porn parody that celebrates Rand’s ideals of objectivism and rational egoism,” said Rand friend and former Federal Reserve chairman Alan Greenspan. “You can jerk off to it with your head thrown back from the top of a skyscraper, confident that you have not sacrificed your ideals for anyone and also because you own the skyscraper.”
Each copy of “This Ain’t The Fountainhead XXX” comes with Barcelona’s 38-story Torre Agbar, the building which earned architect Jean Nouvel the 2008 Pritzker Prize and which triples as a prime piece of real estate, a Flash drive and projector loaded with the movie, and a vibrator for all the Ayns in your life.
The “This Ain’t The Fountainhead XXX” package is designed to thwart piracy not only by the scope of its script, which includes a controversial “rape by engraved invitation” scene, but also by its prohibitive pricing ($3,000,000,023.99 at Gamelink), hard-to-duplicate technology, and Catalonian zoning permits.
“Ponante’s ‘Fountainhead” parody is super strokeable and eschews worship of rule-bound tradition at the expense of the bettering of the human spirit. I give it an unprecedented eight squirting boners,” raves Douchenozzle at Blogspot’s Fucktard Reviews. “I can’t believe he topped ‘Facts of Life XXX,’ for which he wrote a very entertaining ‘Making Of’ book linked at the bottom of this page.”
“Super strokeable. Five stars. Please leave packages at the front desk,” says AVN.
“We fucking loved this movie, but stop fooling yourself that people are going to buy it just because it was featured on a basic cable show or mainstream blog,” says G4TV, TMZ, and IO9. “While you’re at it, why don’t you do a podcast about it? Idiots.”
“We liked it when Howard boned Dominique in her quarry,” says The Ayn Rand Institute.
Note: Various torrent and tube sites are attempting to sell pan-and-scan versions of the movie that include a double-wide in Sylmar and a Mexican gardener. Take Down Piracy is having these versions removed and the gardeners deported.