IAFD boss Vanzetti: “Nowadays you just see a guy ramming himself into something, and then pulling out and jerking off on that thing’s face.”
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My God, It’s Full of Starrs: “Horizon”
A World Lit Only By Fire On High: “Conan” set free by ELO
“Conan” combines the cheese of a Jim Holliday 90′s-era classic with all the regrettable tattoos, piercings, implants, gym memberships, greenscreens, and bald pussies today’s porn consumers crave. “Conan” is a fun throwback.
Full Story »Vaguely Immaculate Conception or: Why “Fleshlightning” is better than “Battlefield Earth”
“Fleshlightning” is like “Agnes of God” meets “Bikini-clad Cum Sluts” and without Thetans.
Full Story »“Alice in Wonderland”: The Quest for the Vorpal Dildo
drake, on loan from Wicked for this movie, doesn’t have to deal with that company’s condom policy
Full Story »Exposed Weiner: Did you want a medal?
Aynal Architecture: “This Ain’t The Fountainhead”
The Load Ahead: jessica drake on fellatio futures
Plenty of T’n'A on “TNG” or: “Star Trek” porn parody rated NCC17
Down the Rabbit Hole with jessica drake
“Yeah, that’s a lot of sperm getting on me,” notes drake. “That’s why I take off the blue dress.”
Full Story »Grid your loins: “Pron: The XXX Parody”
Galaxy Awards announced in Bluish Porn Space
“The recent proliferation of new porn awards is a sure sign the world economy is rebounding,” World Trade Organization Director-General Pascal Lamy did not say.
Full Story »“Superman XXX”: Andy San Dimas kneels before Zoe, Zod
Andy San Dimas fucks the entire surviving citizenry of the planet Krypton in Axel Braun’s “Superman XXX,” which makes her a shoo-in for next year’s Best Interspecies Gangbang award.
Full Story »Prudent media write about porn, but won’t link to it
It is hypocritical and silly to attract readers to porn-related content on a website but then refuse to link to the source of that information in dubious deference to customers.
Full Story »Yar’s Revenge: “Star Trek: The Next Generation” gets a porn parody
I knew I was dealing with serious Trekkies when Giles, the British Patrick Stewart lookalike whose business card features the actor dressed as both Jean-Luc Picard and Dr. Xavier from “X-Men,” used the word “canonical.”
Full Story »Home for Eros Day with Dr. Suzy
I have worked in the adult industry long enough to respect the double standards on which it is built, and some of these require a great deal of finesse to negotiate.
Full Story »How to Kinect with Kirsten Price and influence people
Price shows what the Kinect can and cannot see, and we find that, unless there’s a hack available, we won’t be seeing the Kinect at the TSA booth anytime soon.
Full Story »I guess Sarah Vandella Looks 3D Enough Already
Even if the 3D didn’t really pan out, selected parts of Sarah Vandella meet the audience halfway.
Full Story »Rikochan Pumps Up the Clam
“When I started my clit was already bigger than regular people,” she said, “but pumping makes your body part really sensitive.”
Full Story »140 Characters Conference: Twitter at the speed of Porn, Food, Autism
People are still figuring out how to use social media. Is it a turbine that can generate power and money from the water of our intense narcissism? Is it part of a much larger toolbox of promotion? Or is it just silly—after all, how can you take the name “Twitter” seriously?
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