Der VerSpanken: Any marital aid that has a German name is all right by me, because I’m racist that way, and I know the Germans mean business.

Part 3 of 3 For a person who was reluctant to be interviewed, PD is doing a lot of talking. “Steve Jobs understood that shades of gray are important,” he is saying in a dressing room at InSex, Oakland’s BDSM porn studio. “As a user experience, the 8-bit world was restrictive. I see people knocking [...]

Adult industry players and their Silicon Valley partners have relaunched iPorn.com to create a porn portal within the historically porn-avoidant iTunes interface.

A sleek, informative, and convivial adult business conference with an accompanying awards ceremony, January’s XBiz360 conference was also a subtle battleground of ideas the adult industry is chewing on, from Content vs. Traffic to Free vs. Pay to Old vs. New. The conference underscored the lingering division between Content and Traffic in the porn business, [...]

“We want the site to be fun, first and foremost,” Lee Roy Myers says of the new WoodRocket.com. “And then the money will come, we hope.”

These fragments would tell us a lot about Japanese culture if we were the type to believe that a culture’s pornography is any indication of that culture’s values.

“I think it’s really going to be interesting to strap on a strap-on and fuck myself,” says Hartley.

“…I felt that the characters’ quest to find gloryholes within the co-opted Aperture Corporation spoke to the struggle our community faces in bringing differing gender roles, body types, and sexual orientations to the screen.”

Perhaps the indifferent gods stood by while the Persians killed their husbands, but at least “The Four” still have their nipples.

IAFD boss Vanzetti: “Nowadays you just see a guy ramming himself into something, and then pulling out and jerking off on that thing’s face.”

You’d think that, facing extinction, humanity wouldn’t bother with condoms.

“Conan” combines the cheese of a Jim Holliday 90′s-era classic with all the regrettable tattoos, piercings, implants, gym memberships, greenscreens, and bald pussies today’s porn consumers crave. “Conan” is a fun throwback.

“Fleshlightning” is like “Agnes of God” meets “Bikini-clad Cum Sluts” and without Thetans.

drake, on loan from Wicked for this movie, doesn’t have to deal with that company’s condom policy

Who would do such a thing if he didn’t want to be congratulated for it?

“This Ain’t The Fountainhead” is the only porn movie that comes with a building

Sex educators/futurists jessica drake and Leonard Cohen predict alternate entries

You say that Worf is brown, and you want a Triple X Ro-down?

“Yeah, that’s a lot of sperm getting on me,” notes drake. “That’s why I take off the blue dress.”

Grid your loins, porn fans!