Gram Ponante awkwardly conflates a horse race in Maryland with a porn star from Kentucky, just to show some naked pictures of Angelina Valentine.

I can’t help but think of Roald Dahl when I meet Peach, and wonder if the famed author had actually written an allegory about a Giant Vagina.

I feel sorry for poor Europornstress Inna, here, whose devotion to Abby seems one-sided.

“…I felt that the characters’ quest to find gloryholes within the co-opted Aperture Corporation spoke to the struggle our community faces in bringing differing gender roles, body types, and sexual orientations to the screen.”

I’d smoke PCP at gunpoint with all these women

If you wonder how porn movies that are less-than-slam dunks make money, join the club.

Collective Unconscious does not refer to the types of guys who show up for gangbangs

I am known for being particularly well-Jung

You’d think that, facing extinction, humanity wouldn’t bother with condoms.

I may not be a history expert, but I know one thing: You’re not a Caifornian until Cytherea has squirted in your face.

“Conan” combines the cheese of a Jim Holliday 90′s-era classic with all the regrettable tattoos, piercings, implants, gym memberships, greenscreens, and bald pussies today’s porn consumers crave. “Conan” is a fun throwback.

“Your suffering will be legendary,” he tells Kirsty Cotton, who steadfastly refuses to be naked throughout the series, “even in Hell.”

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“We thought, ‘that whole album would be great as a porn movie.’”

Cameltoes aren’t just made by Fate, or God. Sometimes real people have to make them.

drake, on loan from Wicked for this movie, doesn’t have to deal with that company’s condom policy

Of course, no one does cocaine in the porn industry anymore. It’s all straightedge now.

I needn’t tell you how like a Shuttle launch are the climactic moments of a porn movie

I just needed to get a “Godfather 2″ reference out there or I would have felt like I hadn’t done my job.

The manipulation of time seems to be clogging Vandella’s synapses.