Gram’s Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The G-Spot Love Handle
Jim Henson and H.R. Giger travel to Easter Island to craft a sex toy.
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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Put A Gröömin on Your Human
Discretion is key in personal rubbing-one-out devices, but is it too much to ask for some bonsai sea monster action, too? Well, the creators of the Gröömin don’t think so; they want you to feel like you could destroy Tokyo with the head of your penis.
CatalystCon Continues to Ask Challenging Questions
Gram Ponante attends the second CatalystCon West
Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Vampire Gloves from Love Bites
These aren’t the type of gloves to get into snowball fights with, unless your opponent is some kind of lifestyle submissive.
How Does Being A Jukebox Hero Relate to Miami Milves? Well, It Doesn’t
Quick Summary: In this scene from “My Girlfriend’s Hot Mom 4,” there is neither a girlfriend nor is the woman getting fucked a mom. So the movie should be called “4.” Like the Foreigner Album.
Substance Alert: J-Juice
Gram Ponante looks to the East for the future
Today I Met A Celebrity And Lost My Innocence
…because I’m a big fan of sex as a wholesome and charismatic enterprise, but I’ve missed porn that really gives me the heebie jeebies and makes me think I’ll never love again.
An Important and Culturally Significant Gallery of Mannequins from the Sex Toy Show
Gram Ponante goes in search of a mannequin without a dildo
Janessa Jordan Just Wishes It Were You
By the way she says “cock,” I know Janessa Jordan isn’t from around here.
Couples: Never use “Rape!” as a safeword
Are Sexual How To videos featuring porn stars useful, or are they a porn equivalent of pygmy boobs in National Geographic? A lesson that the world does not revolve around Gram.
When South of the Border refers to both Mexico and Remy La Croix’s anus
After comparing their anal weekend with my weekend, the only thing I can offer this lucky trio is some toilet paper.
Der Verspanken: Sie brauchen nicht eine Beziehung mit einer Frau zu bilden
Der VerSpanken: Any marital aid that has a German name is all right by me, because I’m racist that way, and I know the Germans mean business.
It’s Porn Awards Season! A Compare And Contrast Sampler
…it doesn’t take much imagination to remember that, 20 years ago, every single movie would have been a Hairy Girl release.
How Fleshlight protects your feelings, and my journey as America’s Greatest Sex Toy Reviewer
Unless the toy is for a part of your person you just can’t get at, like the prostate, or in the case that one has tiny Tyrannosaurus hands, most male-oriented sex toys just add complexity. What type of person wants to add complexity?
Scrotox And Fellatio Dogs: How Porn Continues to Influence the Economy
A recent trip to the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas revealed that porn still has its fingers way up the needs of American consumers.
Fleshlight uncorks Nina Hartley’s legendary bits-in-a-can
“I think it’s really going to be interesting to strap on a strap-on and fuck myself,” says Hartley.
When “Bad Ideas” is a good idea
If you agree that porn, bless its heart, is about dressing up the solitary act of masturbation, then the couples’ movie is itself kind of a fetish; It is a paraphilia in which viewers use the performers as props for their own sordid offscreen strivings.
“Tickle My Tush”: A War And Peace of Ass
Gram Ponante reviews an ass tome
MittwochFoto: Ava Rose is both boobious and dubious
Just because we can be proficient with the tools of our trade, we don’t have to like them.
Casing the Sausage (Party): The 4th Annual Tranny Awards
“When it comes down to it—who’s fucking what and who’s fucking who and whatnot—it’s all porn.”