Discretion is key in personal rubbing-one-out devices, but is it too much to ask for some bonsai sea monster action, too? Well, the creators of the Gröömin don’t think so; they want you to feel like you could destroy Tokyo with the head of your penis.
Gram Ponante attends the second CatalystCon West
These aren’t the type of gloves to get into snowball fights with, unless your opponent is some kind of lifestyle submissive.
Quick Summary: In this scene from “My Girlfriend’s Hot Mom 4,” there is neither a girlfriend nor is the woman getting fucked a mom. So the movie should be called “4.” Like the Foreigner Album.
Gram Ponante looks to the East for the future
…because I’m a big fan of sex as a wholesome and charismatic enterprise, but I’ve missed porn that really gives me the heebie jeebies and makes me think I’ll never love again.
Gram Ponante goes in search of a mannequin without a dildo
By the way she says “cock,” I know Janessa Jordan isn’t from around here.
Are Sexual How To videos featuring porn stars useful, or are they a porn equivalent of pygmy boobs in National Geographic? A lesson that the world does not revolve around Gram.
After comparing their anal weekend with my weekend, the only thing I can offer this lucky trio is some toilet paper.
Der VerSpanken: Any marital aid that has a German name is all right by me, because I’m racist that way, and I know the Germans mean business.
…it doesn’t take much imagination to remember that, 20 years ago, every single movie would have been a Hairy Girl release.
Unless the toy is for a part of your person you just can’t get at, like the prostate, or in the case that one has tiny Tyrannosaurus hands, most male-oriented sex toys just add complexity. What type of person wants to add complexity?
A recent trip to the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas revealed that porn still has its fingers way up the needs of American consumers.
“I think it’s really going to be interesting to strap on a strap-on and fuck myself,” says Hartley.
If you agree that porn, bless its heart, is about dressing up the solitary act of masturbation, then the couples’ movie is itself kind of a fetish; It is a paraphilia in which viewers use the performers as props for their own sordid offscreen strivings.
Gram Ponante reviews an ass tome
Just because we can be proficient with the tools of our trade, we don’t have to like them.
“When it comes down to it—who’s fucking what and who’s fucking who and whatnot—it’s all porn.”
“Fleshlightning” is like “Agnes of God” meets “Bikini-clad Cum Sluts” and without Thetans.