O Awards honor things, not people, that fuck people
This week’s Adult Novelty Expo at the Sheraton Universal culminates with the first (annual?) O Awards Tuesday night. The awards will honor companies and products […]
marital aids
Into the ducts with Allanah Starr’s mouth or: Fun with sex toys if you don’t want to put your cock in them
Good for transsexual porn star Allanah Starr: it is a big thing to have a marital aid made from a mold of one’s parts; it […]
Today in Blowjobs: Porn is not an assisted living facility
It is well-documented that older people have sex. Even in the Bible, the Virgin Mary’s cousin Elizabeth conceived a child in her old age (Luke […]
Does Cyberskin April Flores dream of electric sheep?
I have never had a problem with replicants, cyborgs, or other sentient machines sharing a buffet table with me because, if anything, I don’t want […]
Lystra leashed and April Flores’ Impossible Dream
Artist and porn performer Zak Sabbath has created this painting of April Flores taking Lystra for a walk. He has titled it “Judge And Fool.” […]
The Undulabulous life of April Flores
Sometimes when watching a porn movie I think the actress might break. I look at her ribs and, sometimes, the little carved out area where […]
Today in Blowjobs: Porn is not an assisted living facility
It is well-documented that older people have sex. Even in the Bible, the Virgin Mary’s cousin Elizabeth conceived a child in her old age (Luke […]
Into the ducts with Allanah Starr’s mouth or: Fun with sex toys if you don’t want to put your cock in them
Good for transsexual porn star Allanah Starr: it is a big thing to have a marital aid made from a mold of one’s parts; it […]
Gram’s Sticky LettersTM
Whether or not this will be a recurring feature I don’t know. I guess it depends 0n you. Dear Grams, Last night my spouse and […]
Nikki Benz to reward simulated fellatio, as if that’s good
The Screaming O, a collection of marital aids marketed out of the adult playground of Torrance, CA, will be presenting its third annual Go Down […]
Gram’s Christmas Miracle
“You could say this splurge is a result of a negro’s splooge,” I said to the Zacatecan migrant worker who lashed the 12-ft. spruce to my Hummer 3. He smiled mysteriously.
Prod of the O.C.: eXtreme Restraints
Because I am the coolest person you know, I knew that my trip yesterday to the Orange County headquarters and warehouse of hardcore adult products […]
“Perfection”: Madison Young Hangs in There
You must understand that everyone in San Francisco lives in a leatherclad BDSM relationship, if not with each other, then at least with traffic on the 101, so exchanges like this are as commonplace up there as Middle-Americans’ disputes over corn silage.