Into the ducts with Allanah Starr’s mouth or: Fun with sex toys if you don’t want to put your cock in them

Good for transsexual porn star Allanah Starr: it is a big thing to have a marital aid made from a mold of one’s parts; it means that porn star has arrived.

Regardless, I wasn’t going to touch Allanah Starr’s Cyberskin Deep Throat Stroker with a ten-inch pole.

But the toy in its cellophane reminded me of Katherine Helmond in Brazil and I also thought of getting 31 more Cyberskin fellatio helpers for the World’s Filthiest Chess Game.

More than anything, though, I imagined a radical redesign of Thomas the Tank Engine.

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Allanah Starr shoots the person to your right; Gia Darling Will Kick Your Ass
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