What "Naughty Nannies" finally reveals is better than what it doesn’t
It is not a crime – only creepy – to make porn featuring women pretending to be younger than they are, specifically, by virtue of […]
Month: June 2009
Breasts together, legs apart, with Erika, Erika, Erika Heart
Once upon a time, all you needed to see was the suggestion of a female-identified curve, whether it was buried in some underbrush, stuffed into […]
"Ten Little Asians 15": Sullen but frank Thai prostitute will not dignify your question "Are you a transsexual?" with a verbal answer
Everyone will mourn the passing of Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson differently, I guess. See a gallery of “Ten Little Asians 15” here Buy “Ten […]
Seth Dickens and Patient Zero
Seth Dickens has come forward as one of the performers affected in the recent Porn Valley HIV scare, and has made a statement that he […]
Celeste Star and Justine Joli
Celeste Star has a great smile, but Justine Joli, the cad, can only look at her vagina. May 2006.
Into the ducts with Allanah Starr’s mouth or: Fun with sex toys if you don’t want to put your cock in them
Good for transsexual porn star Allanah Starr: it is a big thing to have a marital aid made from a mold of one’s parts; it […]
Today in Blowjobs: Porn is not an assisted living facility
It is well-documented that older people have sex. Even in the Bible, the Virgin Mary’s cousin Elizabeth conceived a child in her old age (Luke […]
Apple goes soft-core
Apple has approved the $1.99 iPhone app Hottest Girls, which until yesterday was a scantily-clad but still clad photo gallery. But now everything has changed […]
Demi And Sunset: Value-added moms
Both feature aging (but game) porn performers who happen to have two teenage children, and we watch as the moms (jiggle) career and family.
American Gokkun 9
Studio: JM ProductionsDirector: Jim PowersCast: Amy Starz, Kylee Lovit Portions of this review also appeared on Fleshbot Come to Laugh, Come to Cry, Come to […]
In the red with Vixen Vogel
I have now been America’s Beloved Porn Journalist for four years, and I have always been impressed by people who say they’re going to leave […]
"The Five" has ten boobs, but what does it mean?
I recently watched Adam & Eve’s “The Five” and, despite the numerology craze sweeping the adult industry in preparation for the End Times, was unable […]
Ava Rose: Last, butt not greased
A while ago I attended the filming of a movie called (at least it was that day) Big Butt Oil Orgy….
HIV2k9: How the dust will settle
This month’s Porn Valley HIV diagnosis has been getting considerable airplay in local and national media, but the tempest seems to be settling to a […]
Someone died falling off of Tatum Pierce
Reviewing my photographs from last weekend’s Erotica LA I have concluded that Tatum Pierce is a murderess – one of those Victorian spinsters who teach […]
Erica McLean’s Hardcore Circus
Studio: Erica McLean/Cheeky Monkey Director: Erica McLean Cast: Audrey Hollander, Otto Bauer, Kimberly Kane, Evan Stone, Lavish Styles, Tommy Gunn, Madison Scott, Lee Stone, Kendra […]
Inspectors visit AIM, and porn luminaries discuss testing and condoms
California health inspectors paid a surprise visit to Adult Industry Medical (AIM) today, during a week in which the clinic has been accused by various […]
Mika Tan
Mika Tan flashes, and so do three other cameras, in 2006.
Porn Crossover WatchTM: Lindsey Lohan
Hi. If you’re like me, you find the term “mainstream crossover” inadequate to describe a porn performer’s fame. You also think that mainstream success, if […]
Noname Jane: The cross and the pentagram
It was a pleasure seeing Noname Jane at Erotica L.A. this weekend. I didn’t notice at the time that she was wearing a pentagram, but […]