Reviewing my photographs from last weekend’s Erotica LA I have concluded that Tatum Pierce is a murderess – one of those Victorian spinsters who teach piano, collect cats, and murder the men they let rooms to.
Either that or, well, she’s a hot 20-or-so-year old whose nom de porn is Tatum (and not Brynn Tyler).
But if it’s the former, we can see from her left breast where the victim grabbed whatever he could before sliding into oblivion.
Still: what a way to go.
Here she is gaily texting L.A. Convention Center Security to have me removed from the building. Who knew you could text the police these days? I didn’t learn that at the XBiz Forum.
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Teagan on pizza, being nice to strippers
This isn't Brynn! It's Tatum Pierce!
Gram Gram Gram, Those marks be stretch marks, very common with epic boobage on smaller women
"…Victorian spinsters who teach piano, collect cats, and murder the men they let rooms to." quite literally made me laugh out loud.
Maybe said victim was holding so tightly as to stretch her supple skin as s/he fell?