This week’s Adult Novelty Expo at the Sheraton Universal culminates with the first (annual?) O Awards Tuesday night.
The awards will honor companies and products that touched just about everything other than consumers’ hearts in the breakhymen world of marital aids.
Categories include Best Product (Powered) and Best Product (Non-Powered) as well as Outstanding Innovation (April Flores Cyberskin P & A tops those nominations).
I haven’t been to the Expo yet this week, but I am pleased that it is free of any panel discussions about the ethics and apocalyptic implications of sentient dildoes.
(But I do plan to pin someone down about the correct spelling of the plural of dildo – because the way I’ve got it just doesn’t seem right.)
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Sex store catches flak for its “Adopt A Child” program; Trans fats up your ass; Icon to explain dildoes
See also: AVN Novelty Expo; Tools for Marital Arts
Dictionary.com (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/dildo) says it's "dildos," so that's what we'll go with. Oh, and remember: The plural of "penis" is not "penises," but "penii." This is what I'm told by certain femme friends, and who am I to argue?