From now on I want all my parties to be hangar-based

I’m not saying that’s bad. I’m saying that is what it is. Neither publication can claim objectivity, but when’s the last time you objectively jerked off?

Any event with a sponsored open bar and Stoya is worth flying across the country for

“[Campanella] didn’t know what a popshot was,” marveled Miss Kentucky. “Much less a Fake Internal Popshot.”

“The recent proliferation of new porn awards is a sure sign the world economy is rebounding,” World Trade Organization Director-General Pascal Lamy did not say.

How to fix adult award shows

Because there’s more than one way women can get ropey volleys lobbed across their faces and necks

Every day I spend as America’s Beloved Porn Journalist is not all about irrumatio, nailed deadlines, and speedballs. There are some days that I must go home emptyhanded.

“I believe that only people who have been in the biz a long, long time have survived because they recognize and acknowledge the humor of it,”

I understand “Awards,” of course, but the words “Feminists” and “Porn” are rarely seen in the same sentence unless there’s a “sure do hate” between them.

I will be presenting the Best Actress trophy at this year’s XBiz Awards, but I am unsure of how I should comport myself.

So close to the Porn Valley mentality is the city of Tampa that a street bearing its name runs straight through Northridge. That is why I pay close attention to both the local and national winners of Tampa’s NightMoves Awards, which in October celebrates its 17th anniversary. Started as a show that honored local adult [...]

I was a voter for tonight’s X-Rated Critics’ Organization (XRCO) Awards, and I look forward to seeing (from afar, alas, I will be in another state) if I picked the right whores to win, place, and show. This is the 25th annual XRCO event, open only to industry members by a process involving scent recognition [...]

Anyone who has ever attended an adult awards show knows that there is no possible way for them to be improved. When one looks up “perfection” in the dictionary, one is greeted with an image of Max Hardcore’s dates to the AVN Awards. But that’s not a Japanese dictionary. Because the Land of the Rising [...]